Today, I was assigned to fill in for a French teacher who was out sick. I had asked the class to name some French-speaking countries. I called on one girl and she replied, "Uh, Europe. That's, like, the only other one, right?" Nobody disagreed. I'm filling in for the rest of the month. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML
Today, while teaching my history class, a girl asked me where North America was. She lives in North America. FML
Today, it was my first day at school in the United States. Being from France, my French accent is really strong. After being made fun of all day, I met someone from Montreal. I was so excited and said, "Parlez-vous Français?" And his response? "HUH?!" FML
Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML
Today, I asked my class to name some West African countries. Several of them thought Ebola was a country. I teach an AP history class. FML
Today, I got a phone call, and the person on the other line started speaking French. I assumed it was my friend, since we usually speak French with each other, so I said in French, "What do you want, asshole?" It wasn't my friend. It was a representative for the exchange program I'm applying for. FML
Today, I had a presentation in French class. I was so nervous, the first thing I said when I got up there was, "Hola." FML
Today, I taught my girlfriend some French. She then used her newfound language to break up with me. FML
Today, I began taking a French language class. After completing and submitting some homework, I got a response. A response that was completely in French. I can't understand shit. FML
Today, I was unable to communicate with a customer who only spoke French. As a result, my boss called me a "monolingual idiot." I speak Spanish, German, and Japanese. FML
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Americanus 7
Just play finding Nemo in French with English subtitles for them. Thats what my french sub teachers did.
damn_all 22
Sounds like you have your work cutout for you.
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Comments (167)
tWest13 10
They're probably busting your balls
jamnglamgirlie 17
Canada and France is all I got. Sorry :(
Rick_Astley_fml 14
There are too many FML's like this to make me believe them
gianni21 8
Well at this point you could claim sick leave too...
turdoblast 21
it could've been worse. she could have said McDonald's...
djPanda 8
God damn it America
Jarl_the_Elite 27
I think they thought English was French, and why did they not guess France? (・Д・)ノ
Oley 27
Wow
IIIIIIIII 7
Our future leaders
Fiori4 20
Can we not make children be our future anymore? At least not this generation. Learn from our mistakes and create the next generation smarter than these ones? I mean... we HAVE the technology...
Ari1337 15
every generation had its fair share of idiots, we just hear about it more because of social media.