Work and Health: It's lit.

It's lit.

By Amy - 13/01/2018 08:30 - Hong Kong

Today, I went to a corporate event and lit my hair on fire in front of everyone due to an unfortunately-placed candle on the bar. FML

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sumocj 14

Saturday 13 January 2018 3:35

I bet you looked hot

mackdeezy 22

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Saturday 13 January 2018 1:43

I hope the song "She's on Fire" wasn't playing.

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mackdeezy 22

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Saturday 13 January 2018 1:43

I hope the song "She's on Fire" wasn't playing.

09051308288 17

Saturday 13 January 2018 1:48

Literally, you are the new Girl on Fire.

sumocj 14

Saturday 13 January 2018 3:35

I bet you looked hot

Dave_Davington 33

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Saturday 13 January 2018 4:11

Don't be so superficial. What about her warm personality?

Madrias 36

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Saturday 13 January 2018 4:43

She can brighten a whole room.

RichardPencil 30

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Saturday 13 January 2018 7:11

You need a vacation — your burnt out!

RichardPencil 30

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Saturday 13 January 2018 7:11

*you’re

ThrottleJockey 34

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Saturday 13 January 2018 15:15

So, you're a red head, eh? That's hot.

PCGeekATL 2

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Saturday 13 January 2018 19:00

They say that if you work too much, you are likely to burn out.

worldclassrager 39

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Sunday 14 January 2018 6:44

Bet the party was really lit...I’m sorry I had to...hope that can be covered up until it’s evened out

Judy Hughes 4

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Sunday 14 January 2018 11:06

Someone was not paying attention

Tarlachia 33

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Monday 15 January 2018 12:38

So corporate event: light hair on fire. Social event: light clothes on fire?

James Thompson 8

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Saturday 20 January 2018 6:50

Are you in the US? If so, you could probably successfully sue the party planner or whoever was responsible for putting the candle there. Negligence, emotional and physical damage, etc. probably good for $75k at least!

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