Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I finally convinced my husband of 8 years to partake in a threesome with a guy who works with me, and for whom I have developed feelings. Everything was going well until, in the heat of the moment, my husband started performing oral sex on my colleague. I can't face either of them now. FML
Today, I had threesome with my wife and her best friend. Now my wife is mad at me for sleeping with her best friend. FML
Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML
Today, after almost a year of having threesomes with my “best friend” and her husband, they both confessed that neither of them actually even like me. They just went along with it because they thought it’s what the other wanted. Now they won’t even talk to me. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML
Today, my wife wanted to have a threesome. During our honeymoon. With the maid of honor. I didn't sign up for this. FML
Today, my husband and I were talking about possibly having a threesome. In his words, choosing a woman would be "a fun new experience for us to enjoy together." But choosing a man would be "forcing me to watch you cheat, and pretend that I'm okay with it." FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to invite her best friend over for a threesome. This would've been the best day ever, had I not been at work while it was taking place. FML
Today, my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends for a threesome. Because of the friend, I now know what my wife sounds like when she's having a REAL orgasm. Five years and two kids into our marriage. FML
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Top comments
jonnymohio 2
Now it's your turn. Have a threesome with HIS hot best male friend, and go to town!
AnthonyD86 0
and now it will be awkward when your with your friend. awkward when your with your husband. and more likely than not he won't stop banging your friend.
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Comments (102)
danightryder 0
I've had a threesome in the past and it's. Or all it's cracked up to be. Also I wouldn't still have them after I'm married also
Strawberry_1622 7
I am so sorry. You tried to do something nice for your husband and it blew up in your face. He's a jerk.
mau5_17 0
Thats an excuse for ur husband to cheat on you...in front of u...personally if I were u i'd make ur friend leave and tell ur husband that hes being an ass and leaving u out
thenameszeilaa 6
Always hire a hooker. Dumbass.
WaywardDaughter 26
This is why you don't have a friend involved in a threesome. Find someone you both don't know!
sugarbear0727 19
This is why you talk everything out. Never agree to anything you haven't fully discussed and aren't fully comfortable with. This sucks for you, but you kinda deserve it. You let your husband push you into something you didn't want to do, and it turned out to just be a cover up so he could screw your friend with your permission.
ultra_notorious 26
did he get to creampie her or make her swallow?
slimashli 7
one word. Divorce. if your husband wants anyone that isn't you then kick him to the curb
emmsies 16
idiot....ydi
iloveyoucomrade 3
The third person is always supposed to be a stranger!!!