Today, my boyfriend and I were playing a game where you ask sexual questions and you have to give an honest answer. At one point, I asked my boyfriend what his favorite position is, to which he quickly answered with no hesitation, "Any one where I don't have to see your face or body." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML
Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your minge?" FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend will only have sex with me if I am on my stomach and not revealing my face. FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I was trying on a shirt and asked my boyfriend if he liked it. He replied, "If I say no, can we still have sex tonight?" FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why we never have sex anymore. He said, "Honestly, you lie there with your arms balled up against your chest, you don't moan or give any indication that you're enjoying things. It makes me really uncomfortable." FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to be totally honest with each other. We even told some of our deepest, darkest secrets, in hopes of strengthening our relationship. He told me he had a diaper fetish, and would love to see me in one. There goes my sex life. FML
Today, I was getting freaky with my boyfriend and told him to spank me. In a seductive voice, he told me not to tell him what to do. Continuing, I asked him how he was going to punish me, to which he then replied, "I'm going to punch you straight in the face." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML
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LewJH 0
I bet he's joking ¬¬ Most FMLs are people who couldn't take a joke.
JessxMaxine 0
i hope he was joking. but still pimp slap him. :)
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Comments (70)
OHIOxRAIN 0
He can suck his own dick then
ZleveL 0
are you from Ohio, or Canada?
BRINGitBACK6112_fml 0
ouch
HXCxSceneKidx 0
What a douche bag
juneping 0
tell him he's not great in bed..and his member is smallest you've ever seen. that can get you even with him.
playfuldesk 0
Jesus you people need to calm down. Damn it was a joke. And even if it wasn't he didn't mean itlike that.
eatsleepsinglove 4
If he didn't mean it like that, then he shouldn't have said it.
Jays7 10
'and even if it wasn't, he didn't mean it like that'? Please humor me, and tell me what other way could you possibly explain it in?
Touch_me_fml 0
ROFLMAO.
werzal 5
So he likes it in the dark where he can fantasize that your not you... Im surprised he didnt say 'and when your gagged so you cant spoil it for me'
Glam_fml 0
I can't think of any positions where you can't see the other person's face or some part of their body. Regardless, he was probably joking. Why would he be dating you if he was that repulsed by how you look?
Bloodknight 22
haha, wow! haven't laughed like that in a while... thanx!
hqwoody327 0
Either OP is hideous or the boyfriend is in the closet.. Unless he was just joking?