Cars, Accident and Transportation: The Thin White Duke

The Thin White Duke

By DJ Clitter - 16/04/2012 19:35 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my daughter when I narrowly missed hitting a car after running a stop sign. After she screamed at me and demanded to know what I was doing, I had to admit that I'd been daydreaming about David Bowie. FML

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BigBoyBounce 5

Tuesday 17 April 2012 2:50

Not only did you almost endanger your daughter, you almost endangered other drivers. People like you don't deserve to have your license.

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I don't blame you. David Bowie's one sexy beast ;)

Comments

tj4234 35

Tuesday 17 April 2012 8:05

you were daydreaming about his labyrinth bulge weren't you? My female friends say it's magnificent...

grapist111 4

Tuesday 17 April 2012 8:26

I love the fact that in your previous comment, you were telling people to "shut the **** up" and "get the **** off" and now you're saying to keep rude comments to yourselves... Little miss contradiction eh?

Helluurrr 9

Tuesday 17 April 2012 8:28

Kayla, I have seen only 3 comments of yours. All of which have been voted down quite a lot. 3/3 comments. Once in a while? Or all the time for you?

titzenpitzer 9

Tuesday 17 April 2012 8:30

"ooh riiiiiight! No biggie then!"

boredfishing 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 8:43

I dream about the other guy from Wham... He was so dreamy if I could remember what he looked like.

Helluurrr 9

Tuesday 17 April 2012 9:07

No thanks, I can only read so many stupid comments in a day.

auntycj 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 10:25

Sounds like your daughter should be the one driving, idiot.

KunoKanashimi 3

Tuesday 17 April 2012 11:36

If you don't want rude comments don't post something ignorant. Then try and retaliate by saying 'haters gonna hate :)' so these supposed 'haters' think you don't care even though you previously showed, rather clearly might I add, how much it gets under your skin.