Today, my boyfriend thought he could make a pregnancy test read positive by jizzing on it. FML
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Today, I found out my boyfriend ate glitter. When I asked him why he would do such an insane thing, he replied, "I wanted my jizz to sparkle." FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I took a nap, fully clothed. I woke up to him panicking. He'd had a wet dream and was scared that his sperm somehow swam through several layers of clothing and got me pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
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zaksyak 1
You Can't?
xoxosuperbad 5
You hit the jackpot there
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Comments (212)
SoultheWolf 19
You guys shouldn't be having sex... let alone a child...
beclaurela 18
That's a valid thought. Because if a guy pisses on one it reads positive.
artemis1990 1
The only way it could read positive, when a guy urinates on a pregnancy test is when he has some sort of cancer ( prostate or testicals, i think also breast cancer). because sometimes a tumor can produce hormones... but i don't know if these hormones are also in the semen...
Zangetsu67 5
Maybe he was trying to see if he was fertile
nvo 6
Always use protection with him - unless you want extra dim kids.
failatfml 5
Hahaha xD
WhyYouDoDat 2
Its not that bad of an experiment. He's not stupid for testing out his theory. Maybe it could've worked? Maybe it didn't. We don't know.
AaliyahMorgan143 5
*Red Forman voice* Dumbass. ._.
KevLar33 4
That's so dumb its brilliant
JRokka850 6
Iv never thought of that lol..i guess it makes sense
devrock 2
Classy guy you're dating....