Today, I went to pick up my daughter from school. The secretary said that my husband had already picked her up two hours ago. I don't have a husband. He left while I was pregnant with her 6 years ago. The secretary said “no one told her” she had to check ID’s before releasing a child for early dismissal. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to go to my daughter's school because she hasn't been going to class. Her teacher seemed surprised to see me with my husband when we arrived. Apparently I "died" recently and my daughter has had extra responsibility around the house, hence why she doesn't come to class. FML
Today, I went to pick up my daughter from preschool. When I got there, I ran to give her a hug. She screamed and ran away. FML
Today, I was at the airport to pick up my mother since my baby is due soon. As she arrived, I smiled wide and opened my arms for a hug, but she walked right by me. Apparently, being pregnant makes me unrecognizable. My husband and I had to tell it her was me, her own daughter. FML
Today, I came to school late because I had to drop off my daughter at school. When I got on campus, the security told me I was late but I said, "Oh no, I work here." and he said, "Oh like I haven't heard that one before." And he took me to detention. My boss, the Principal, had to bail me out. FML
Today, I found out that my ex, who fought me tooth and nail for shared custody, doesn’t actually spend time with our daughter during the days he has her, he just takes her to work with him and pawns her off on his secretary, who looks after her all day in a separate office. FML
Today, I was picking up my daughter from my ex-husband's house and his new girlfriend was there. I said to my daughter that it was time to leave and she clung to his girlfriend and said, "Mommy, I don't want to leave." She wasn't talking to me. FML
Today, my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick. We both agreed not to tell my dad, since he's adamant that I never miss even one day of school. A few hours after my mom left for work, he came back home, with another woman. FML
Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
Today, I went to pick up my niece from daycare. As I walked past the gates, a little kid yelled, “Daddy’s here!” and ran to hug me. His actual dad was right behind me, clearly very confused, while the daycare workers glared at me like they were about to call the cops on me. FML
Today, when I dropped my 6-year-old daughter off at school, a little boy ran up to her so I asked his name. My daughter explained: "Oh, don't pay any attention to him, he's my slave. He's come to carry my bag. See you later, mom!" FML
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Top comments
Jon Tessler 14
call the cops immediately
AzraelAngelus 15
She just lost her job and got the school in trouble while endangering your daughters life and I hope you sue her personally if anything happens to your daughter
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Comments (13)
Jon Tessler 14
call the cops immediately
poopface82 25
Umm, shit. Sorry that happened. Once things settle down, call an attorney.
wrenavery90 12
So who picked up your child????
AzraelAngelus 15
She just lost her job and got the school in trouble while endangering your daughters life and I hope you sue her personally if anything happens to your daughter
anon9878 7
Umm that is kidnapping. I wouldn’t be posting on here I would be calling the cops.
sdj215 22
We need an update. Is the kid ok?
RichardPencil 32
It's probably ok. Your daughter decided she wanted to go with the dude more than with you. Surely your daughter has good judgment. Maybe you ought to put more focus on her and not show up two hours late.
RichardPencil 32
Because no one thinks I'm serious and then laughs at my persona's stupidity.
Mathew Nordli 7
he picked her up 2 hours "early"....ie early dismissal....
sixxis 7
You need to stop being an ass, jackass
JasonThorn 23
Trolls thrive on the Internet as it is. Just try to feed as few as possible.
Sonotsuave 37
Omg please update us on what happened 😓 who signed her out then?! Wtf
JaneSimple 28
Who picked her up?!?!
Rake 18
OMG! is the kid ok??? Who picked her up??