Kids, Parenting and Scary: Baby come back - FML

Baby come back

By Lost - 27/06/2022 00:00

Today, I went to pick up my daughter from school. The secretary said that my husband had already picked her up two hours ago. I don't have a husband. He left while I was pregnant with her 6 years ago. The secretary said “no one told her” she had to check ID’s before releasing a child for early dismissal. FML

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Jon Tessler 14

Monday 27 June 2022 0:07

call the cops immediately

AzraelAngelus 15

Monday 27 June 2022 0:53

She just lost her job and got the school in trouble while endangering your daughters life and I hope you sue her personally if anything happens to your daughter

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Jon Tessler 14

Monday 27 June 2022 0:07

call the cops immediately

poopface82 16

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Monday 27 June 2022 0:10

Umm, shit. Sorry that happened. Once things settle down, call an attorney.

wrenavery90 12

Monday 27 June 2022 0:29

So who picked up your child????

AzraelAngelus 15

Monday 27 June 2022 0:53

She just lost her job and got the school in trouble while endangering your daughters life and I hope you sue her personally if anything happens to your daughter

anon9878 7

Monday 27 June 2022 2:36

Umm that is kidnapping. I wouldn’t be posting on here I would be calling the cops.

sdj215 15

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Monday 27 June 2022 3:03

We need an update. Is the kid ok?

RichardPencil 30

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Monday 27 June 2022 3:27

It's probably ok. Your daughter decided she wanted to go with the dude more than with you. Surely your daughter has good judgment. Maybe you ought to put more focus on her and not show up two hours late.

RichardPencil 30

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Monday 27 June 2022 15:09

Because no one thinks I'm serious and then laughs at my persona's stupidity.

Mathew Nordli 7

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Monday 27 June 2022 19:46

he picked her up 2 hours "early"....ie early dismissal....

sixxis 7

Monday 27 June 2022 23:05

You need to stop being an ass, jackass

JasonThorn 19

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Tuesday 28 June 2022 16:22

Trolls thrive on the Internet as it is. Just try to feed as few as possible.

Sonotsuave 34

Monday 27 June 2022 4:47

Omg please update us on what happened 😓 who signed her out then?! Wtf

JaneSimple 24

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Monday 27 June 2022 5:08

Who picked her up?!?!

Rake 12

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Monday 27 June 2022 7:16

OMG! is the kid ok??? Who picked her up??

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