Today, I was at a ballet recital with my friend, sitting between her and the mother of the head male ballerina. When he came on stage in obscenely tight white tights I whispered to my friend, "You can see his whole freaking package!" I'd whispered to the wrong side. FML
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Today, I was at the local theatre watching "The Nutcracker" ballet with my mother. When the prince made his appearance in his tights my mother leans over to me and says, "Those are some well defined butt cheeks!" loud enough for everyone around us to hear. FML
Today, my mum came to my ballet class. She spent the whole lesson sitting at the back yelling at me to, "Stop sticking your butt out!" My ballet instructor had to ask her several times to pipe down. FML
Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML
Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML
Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML
Today, I was at dance rehearsal. As a male dancer I like to keep the fact that I dance a secret because of the stupid stereotypes male dancers have. This plan was quickly shot down when I discovered I was performing at my school. FML
Today, we were doing stretches in dance class where you are on your hands and doing the splits in the air while your partner helps hold you and stretch your legs further. Right as I lift my left leg up, I farted hugely right in my partner's face. I couldn't make eye contact for the rest of class. FML
Today, I was performing in an orchestra concert. My stand partner and I commented on people in the audience the whole time, saying how fat they were, etc. Towards the end of the concert, I realized we were sitting right by a microphone, and the whole audience could hear us. FML
Today, I went to go see my boyfriend of over two years in a play. I knew that he'd be kissing his female opposite at the end of the show, and I was okay with that. I snuck into his dressing room at intermission to find him "rehearsing" with her half-naked. FML
Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML
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shayansh 0
Did she say anything back?
mrhahn530 0
She probably noticed before you lol.
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Comments (60)
ButterflyKisses1 0
Um. Seriously. Mens ballet tights are supposed to be incredibly tight. Dumb. Thats why they are called TIGHTS. Congrats you fail too
westward_man 0
#27 Cavalier is a role in The Nutcracker. He's called a danseur or a ballerino.
Jem0_0 0
Was he wearing blue by any chance? He could have been trying to imitate the guy from "Watchmen"...
steinway 0
wtf is a male ballerina? the proper term is "danseur" not "ballerino" either....
REKupp 0
yes, 12 year olds. A male ballet dancer can be a danseur or a ballerino.
5ive 0
hahahhahahah i freakin love this FML! i don't know what i would say in that situation! lmao :)
timeisindustry 0
you obviously have never been to a ballet recital with male dancers. tights = revealing, duhhh.
scateice 0
Thank u for complimenting my son!!
RebekahBrooke 9
retard.
kellster 2
#2, read again. #20, actually a dance belt is just there to keep the junk from flapping around. It's practical, not aesthetic. OP: try not talking during performances.
krankypoptart 0
not an FML, more of a. "Stating the Obvious." mommy probably knew that from the beginning