phone sex is so 1980s and 1990s.

I really don;t understand how you can have "amazing phone sex" there was a similar FML that said things were getting "heated" on the phone, apart from the radiation, i really don't see how that can turn you on. You're not even in the same room! or touching each other! I suppose if you;re teenagers, it's better than actually having sex

Phone sex has been called phone sex since as long as I can remember.

why didnt you check the house? no matter what you think, always check and not look like an a-hole later

Weird question coming from someone who has a boyfriend but how do you even initiate phone sex and possibly wank off to the voice of your partner/spouse/other?

just imagine if it were the other way around: if you heard your mom and dad having sex. This is a fml, but that would be a FML!

This is fake how can u NOT hear it mom and how can u not know she stayed home ? If ur going to make a fake one at least make it believable ! U totally desrve it u d ip sh it

There are a lot of kids on this site... I'm not even going to respond to half the comments I need to, just this one comment and I'm not coming back to this post: Don't judge others. You may not enjoy it, it may not work for you, but just stop and think of ALL the people who call 1-900 #s (USA) at night. Women are emotional creatures and are more turned on by sound than by touch. Guys like to ********** while imagining hot girls do things to them. If you are in a LDR, you're young, you aren't on birth control or don't want STDs, phone and cyber sex are perfectly fine - and healthy! Sexual tension WILL build up without any sort of release. To the crazy folk who think masturbation is the Devil, we weren't blessed with a ********, ******, penis, prostate, and erogenous zones for pure procreation. Orgasms release endorphins, which are vital to remaining physically and emotionally healthy! Most of you knocking phone sex, I sincerely doubt you have "real" sex. So just don't judge others. OP - I'm sorry it happened, but let your mom know you're being safe about it. You understand the ramifications of intercourse, but you still want to get intimate with your boyfriend. I hope she isn't too mad, or weirded out. But just know having sexual urges is natural. Be honest with your mom.

Hey everyone who is downing phone sex? Shut the Hell up! I can honestly say that I'm pulling in mad cash doing "Phone actress" positions... Say what You will, But The brand new, Lime Green Mac Notebook I'm typing this on implies that phone sex has its purposes. =)

YDI for resorting to phone sex..