The L word

By Anonymous - 26/05/2014 15:53 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I told my girlfriend that I love her. She panicked and blurted out our S&M safeword. FML
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Redoxx_fml 22

I hope the safe word was "loveyoutoo"

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bromeister 6

You simply made her think of what she loves most..

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middlenamefrank 8

Whips and stones can break my bones, but words will never.....wait.............

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lalaney 14

Ooooohhhh that show with the Kratt brothers and a ring tailed lemur!! Loved that one.

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95DeVille 13

Mine is antidisestablishmentarianism

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conaidws 7

Alright,. alright, alriiiggghhht... YOU GONNA LEARN TODAY!!

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squarecircles 13

'Cause love hurts ;)

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jojimugo 20

What the **** #56

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

An S&M safeword is a word used during S&M play aka pain play to let your partner know the pain has become too intense for the recipient. It's used instead of no or stop because tend to say that during S&M even though they don't want their partner to actually stop. They are simply playing into the fantasy. The most common safewords are RED to stop or YELLOW to slow down or scale back the activity.

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shakile78 7

Anyone wanna tell my what S&M is?

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

I DO I DO! Sadomasochism. People who like to give and receive pain during sex.

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TheDrifter 23

Telling people to Google it is more fun all around.

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