The L word

By Anonymous - 26/05/2014 15:53 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I told my girlfriend that I love her. She panicked and blurted out our S&M safeword. FML
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Redoxx_fml 22

I hope the safe word was "loveyoutoo"

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bromeister 6

You simply made her think of what she loves most..

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AutumnRed 9

I'm sorry, but I don't understand. Can someone explain?

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limabeans101029 20

Lots of above comments give a good explanation :)

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stonerchikk 4

Damn man, that sucks.

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neuronerd 28

I don't know which is worse, that, or the time I pretended to be asleep when the last guy said he loved me. *snore*

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BossPathfinderGM 14

Our safe word is "Ladybug". It's not for S&M, though, that's not our thing. It's for my wife's social anxiety. If she starts to feel a panic attack coming on, or just feels terribly uncomfortable or threatened, it's her way if saying "Take me out of here right now and don't waste time asking questions."

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JRtheSnowman 5

I can't say your life sucks, when you have a girlfriend freaky enough to have a safe word

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Obe27 7

Hahaha made me think of Kevin Hart xD

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ImPzyched 6

She couldn't handle it. Those kind of girls are not emotionally ready

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Shadow1290 4

'those kind of girls' .... your comment is not only offensive it's also ignorant. Whether she's ready to say i love you or not has nothing to do with them being into S&M.

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clair_brodie 35

At least it was used in the right context of 'this needs to stop now and go no further until things are talked about'

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clair_brodie 35

As for safewords, my last one used was pistachio ice cream.

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