Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him for the first time. The L-word is probably one of the only things I'm scared to say, so what did he do? He stared at me blankly before making a farting noise with his mouth and asking if he could go get Chicken Express for dinner. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Today, I spontaneously poured my heart out for my boyfriend, telling him how much I love and adore him. He answered by leaning in close, saying, "Jolly good" in an affected accent, and burping loud and clear in my ear. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year finally told me he loved me. This revelation was quickly followed by "at least, I think this is how people feel when they say that." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me for the first time in a way I'll never forget. In fact, his exact words were, "You're not the only one that I love." FML
Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said, "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML
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Top comments
lameuser 23
He probably was just taken by surprise.
pizzzah 9
Whether its FYL or YDI depends on how long you've been dating
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Comments (77)
ThepurpleCow 19
I would of smacked that asshole
anthony99 14
First things first, is Chicken Express any good?
jellenwood 35
Chicken Express! I'm from Texas too!!
thuminthumz 5
Well at list he knows now ..
Kamon97 23
No her boyfriend is an asshole who's afraid of commitment it's those kinds of pricks that wind up cheating I say dump the bastard OP
Anya_5 8
Well that's guys for ya. They make the most out of awkward situations.
Vitotaylor36 13
I've been in that boat. It sucks, but be patient. He probably just isn't ready yet.
vividpictures 17
He probably got nervous. Some people (like me) have a very hard time admitting there feelings.
CyberGothic 16
Dump. Him. Immediately.
EndOfSekrets 13
Is his name Doug Heffernan?