By TattedAsian - 11/01/2010 07:28 - United States
TattedAsian tells us more.
TO ALL: believe it or not my girlfriend is older then me and I'm 22. we have one of those immature/mature relationships. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being mad, I would say I was at an honest 1. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being surprised/humor I was at an all time 10. I got the booger out of my mouth and acted like I placed it in the trash can. 5 minutes later I wiped it on her lips. Not the same but good enough for me. Ive always told her that when you go digging for gold you should always share with the towns people. So she did, lol. I cant blame her cuz I would do the same to her.
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that was a good one. hahahaha. sorry, that sucks, but it's funny.
My chivalry would become non existent and id kick her in the face
I know, seriously... I'm not trying to be mean or anything, but is your gf mentally disabled?
#113: No, OP just has a little snot of a girlfriend. (;
******* DUMP that bitch mate holy shit
yeah mate. SHIT ON HER CHEST WHILE SHE SLEEPS, THAT'LL TEACH HER.
rofl..
Agreed.
that's ******* disgusting
ew what's her problem?
omg that is way too gross.
I moderated this one. That's just nasty, dump her ASAP. FYL x5 Oh, I'm first?Nah, not anymore. But, that was nice.
Soooorrryyyy. D:
Oooh, you modded this one? How exciting! Come here, let me give you a cookie. I'm so proud!
You're proud? I didnt know grannies went on fml.
I didnt know they allowed dumbasses on fml. Mustardnight is a fine example of why there should be an IQ test when making an account.
that is horrifying, dump her nasty ass.
Maybe if he beat her more often this wouldnt have happened in the first place
This made me 'eww' out loud.
lol me too!! @ O.P. how old are you and is your girlfriend that she picks her nose and puts her booger in your mouth? With that...how immature is she?? Cause if she's really that immature then maybe you should move on since thats just disgusting and everytime you kiss her you'll remmember it and think of her tongue as that crunchy booger and probably throw up on her. That is if you stay w/ her and ever kiss her again x.x
me too! Yuck!
Your girlfriend sounds classy.
i'd hit someone.
I was putting a contact lense right before I read this. I'm too grossed out to put the second one in 9_9
ew thats just grosss
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dating four-year-olds has that disadvantage.
Surprise her with a huge slap as a sign of your admiration