By TattedAsian - United States
Today, my girlfriend asked for me to come to her. Then move my head in close to her and close my eyes. Expecting a sweet and romantic kiss I positioned my lips for my surprise. My surprise wasn't a kiss, instead it was a nice crunchy booger she placed in my mouth with her finger. FML
TattedAsian tells us more :
TO ALL: believe it or not my girlfriend is older then me and I'm 22. we have one of those immature/mature relationships. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being mad, I would say I was at an honest 1. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being surprised/humor I was at an all time 10. I got the booger out of my mouth and acted like I placed it in the trash can. 5 minutes later I wiped it on her lips. Not the same but good enough for me. Ive always told her that when you go digging for gold you should always share with the towns people. So she did, lol. I cant blame her cuz I would do the same to her.
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lol me too!!
@ O.P. how old are you and is your girlfriend that she picks her nose and puts her booger in your mouth? With immature is she?? Cause if she's really that immature then maybe you should move on since thats just disgusting and everytime you kiss her you'll remmember it and think of her tongue as that crunchy booger and probably throw up on her. That is if you stay w/ her and ever kiss her again x.x