Today, I was helping a friend move. Before we arrived, he put his key on my key ring to keep it safe. When we got there, he promptly shoved my front door key into the lock and snapped it clean off. Not only can we not get into his house, but now I can't get back into mine. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I wanted nothing more than to go home and get into bed. While I was unlocking my front door, the flimsy key snapped off inside the lock. A locksmith was called out, who did nothing but sadistically guffaw at my misfortune and crack sarcastic jokes as he undid the lock. FML
Today, I got locked out of my house. After trying unsuccessfully to jimmy the lock, I managed to climb in through the kitchen window. I soon found out I had an effect on the door after all; it won't open at all any more, even with the right key. FML
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML
Today, I changed the locks on my apartment so my crazy ex girlfriend couldn't get in. I went to her house to return her house key. I accidentally gave her the key to my new locks, and can't find her old house key. Now I need her to come let me in to my own house. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the house. I panicked so hard and immediately started kicking the door, desperate to get my keys. My boyfriend, who I forgot was staying over, woke up and opened the door right as I kicked it, and the door smashed into his face. FML
Today, whilst heading out the door to go to work, my lanyard got caught on the doorknob inside, and I watched my keys swing back inside as the door closed behind me. It was locked. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML
Today, I broke my key unlocking my dorm room. When I pushed the door open in frustration, the door opened with no problem. Turns out it was unlocked. FML
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LOLinurFACE111 0
good luck getting back into your house :D and your friend is a moron for breaking the key- you have to put a full amount of force to break it. I'd kill him if he did that to MY house key :p
Jessicaa96145 0
spare keys??
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Comments (131)
skiimm 0
you should make ur friend climb through the window :D
sweetdreams20 0
karma
mrcoolman 0
I'm sure there most have Been another way for you guys to get in and why didn't u guys try calling the people that sold your friend the place I'm sure they could help and for your key just call a lock smith op it's not that difficult
SnakeGeisha 0
haha... penis... ******* penis!
torrlynn37 0
Okkkay, so I have been reading fmls for a long time and I just don't know what "op" means. I'm not great with lingo or slang. Hahaa. So will someone please tell me.
angelk11 0
that's what I was wondering
illmatic2 16
Organic poop
selenagirl_fml 0
ostrich poop.... duh...
torrlynn37 0
what the ****? neither of those make any ******* sense. why would call someone "oh poop" or "organic poop" whaaaat the shit? hahaha
illmatic2 16
Fine it's oinking penguins.
selenagirl_fml 0
lol it's old people or old person... you pick
stewpididiot 11
orange penis
stewpididiot 11
original penis ****** project origami penguin outhouse protoplasm
JuliaM1000 10
Call AAA or a LockMaster thing. that... might help....
TheIrishJaneDoe 8
AAA will laugh in your face if you call them to come fix your house's door.
torrlynn37 0
don't you mess with me. I want to know! hahahaha
Son_of_Helghan 0
fine, it's really "Oh Penis"
torrlynn37 0
Oh my goddd. The people on this website areee so difficult. Haha
Senseless_487 29
I'll be nice. It's "Original Poster."
illmatic2 16
107 is a liar!
selenagirl_fml 0
lol 107, you call yourself nice?!??? your face was uncalled for! lol jk
lalagurl5 0
29-ur kinda cuteeee where u from