Today, an angry customer rubbed her hand all over my face, all while showing me her positive COVID-19 test results. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Then my COVID test came back as positive. FML
Today, I accidentally scanned a customer’s item twice. Before I could take it off, she quickly leaned over the counter and coughed on me. Repeatedly. FML
Today, after bronchitis and a negative COVID test, I finally went back into my classroom for the last day before break. An hour after I got home, a parent contacted me to let me know her child (whom I helped all day) had tested positive and that I needed to quarantine. She thought I would, "want to know." FML
Today, I jokingly said to my coworker, "God, what I wouldn't do for a week off work." I was then tested positive for COVID fifteen minutes later. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, I said hi to my coworker and she immediately yelled, "Get your gross unwashed hands out of my face!" I wash my hands compulsively and they were nowhere near her face. FML
Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML
Today, I was tested positive for Covid-19, after suffering with some of the symptoms of the disease two days ago. Last week, I had to pretend I was infected with it to avoid going to a friend's party, as my ex-girlfriend would be there. Ain't life a bitch? FML
Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML
Today, we overheard a customer in our store talking on the phone about how she'd been exposed to someone positive for COVID-19, and was supposed to be at home in quarantine just in case. The terrifying thing is how many other people come into our store when they shouldn't. FML
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Anna_Lu_Minum 9
She should be arrest for assault
Sady_Ct 38
In Australia that’s considered a federal crime with life in prison as the result. If your story is tru talk to the police, and notify your manager
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Comments (28)
Douglas E Thompson Jr 5
Sue her for attempted murder
Aiyana Moskowitz 1
People are getting arrested for terrorism for this kind of thing. :/
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Jesus Christ! If this is true, and I'm not saying it's not, that could be considered assault with a deadly weapon and/or domestic terrorism. No joke. My husband is in law enforcement and that's what he said. Call the police right away, and check if your employer has security footage.
sickerthanyou 13
Ah!, ‘Merica never disappoints to entertain