Today, an angry customer rubbed her hand all over my face, all while showing me her positive COVID-19 test results. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Then my COVID test came back as positive. FML
Today, I accidentally scanned a customer’s item twice. Before I could take it off, she quickly leaned over the counter and coughed on me. Repeatedly. FML
Today, after bronchitis and a negative COVID test, I finally went back into my classroom for the last day before break. An hour after I got home, a parent contacted me to let me know her child (whom I helped all day) had tested positive and that I needed to quarantine. She thought I would, "want to know." FML
Today, I jokingly said to my coworker, "God, what I wouldn't do for a week off work." I was then tested positive for COVID fifteen minutes later. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, I said hi to my coworker and she immediately yelled, "Get your gross unwashed hands out of my face!" I wash my hands compulsively and they were nowhere near her face. FML
Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML
Today, I was tested positive for Covid-19, after suffering with some of the symptoms of the disease two days ago. Last week, I had to pretend I was infected with it to avoid going to a friend's party, as my ex-girlfriend would be there. Ain't life a bitch? FML
Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML
Today, we overheard a customer in our store talking on the phone about how she'd been exposed to someone positive for COVID-19, and was supposed to be at home in quarantine just in case. The terrifying thing is how many other people come into our store when they shouldn't. FML
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Anna_Lu_Minum 9
She should be arrest for assault
Sady_Ct 38
In Australia that’s considered a federal crime with life in prison as the result. If your story is tru talk to the police, and notify your manager
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Comments (28)
Gina Marie Lombardi 15
That’s domestic terrorism you could have her arrested
nemcali 34
She committed a crime because she intentionally tried to spread the virus. Even if she gets only a fine, she’ll think twice before doing something that moronic and irresponsible next time.
DanielleinDC 34
If you can figure out who this woman is, you should have her charged with assault. She committed a crime.
Blueocean7 19
This person should be charged with terrorism and attempted murder! That is sooo messed up.
KhalisKat 6
Intentionally spreading a disease is punishable by jail in almost every country, I think. Go file a report and the idiot arrested. Hope you didn't catch it, though..
Mayaaaaaaaaa 12
Why would you let someone that close to your face with everything going on??? I’d have had to knock her lights out on this one.
Bogrbon 27
That is not just assault, but battery, as she touched you, and on top of that, in many states that becomes also a terrorism charge, as it’s inciting fear and attacking/threatening with a biological weapon. It could also be considered attempted murder if she’s truly positive. 20 years in jail sounds about right.
lj2000 5
I see posts like this and wonder why ppl let strangers get anywhere near close enough to do this. In times like this you get your ass beat for violating personal space let alone touching strangers.
Ryan Michael Clear 6
I just had a guy get nose to nose with me, threaten my life, and then spit in my face which got in my eyes. All because I asked him to put on a mask since he was hacking and coughing all over food product in my store. Oh and I already have severe PTSD and Anxiety. This didn't help at all.
mas12806 24
Why is she not in quarantine??