Today, I was serving an incredibly rude woman at work. The ladder I had used to get her two pairs of shoes came crashing down, and hit my face and neck. She only bought one pair, and ten minutes later returned them after, complaining they were too expensive. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bought some shoes, but pissed off the lady working at the store by returning them 5 minutes later. She yelled at me and ripped my receipt in half, everyone in the store watched as she threw a handful of pennies at my face. FML
Today, a middle-aged woman came into the shoe shop where I work, and asked me to help her put on a pair of boots that were obviously too small. Simultaneously as I knelt down by her feet, she booted me in the face while we tried to get them on. FML
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, my boss and I were stacking boxes in the back room of the store. One of the boxes fell and hit me in the face, causing me to lose my glasses. My boss stepped on my glasses as she ran to check the box for broken merchandise, which I then had to pay for. FML
Today, while working at Walmart, I was walking the sales floor and passed the end of an aisle. I saw a customer coming at me from the corner of my eye, so I jumped backwards. I hit a display case, and watched it topple over before turning to apologize to the customer. It was a ladder. FML
Today, I was working on a client's roof. Some neighborhood kids thought it would be hilarious if they knocked over my ladder. I was stuck on this roof in serious heat. I caught the attention of a pedestrian to come to my rescue. It was a little old lady. She gave me the finger and left. FML
Today, I was trying on some shoes when I felt the heels break underneath me. Not only did they cost two paychecks worth, but as I was leaving I heard the sales girl say that "we really should have a weight limit for who can try on our products." FML
Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML
Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML
Today, I was standing on a desk at work to run wiring in a suspended ceiling, since we have no ladder. My phone rang, I rushed to answer it, tripping and smashing my leg. It was my boss, calling to tell me he was bringing over a ladder. FML
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Top comments
NNiiKKiiEE 3
Doncha just wish you could take an AK to all rude people? I do...
Gemmy_44 7
Two words: worker's comp. You can't do much about dealing with rude, cheap bitches like her unless you quit customer service completely, but I hope if that ladder hurt you, you get medical attention and make sure your employer knows it happened at work. I'd have been tempted to use the shoes she returned to beat her senseless until she was begging for mercy out of my pain and frustration. Guess I'm bitchy when I'm in pain.
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Comments (40)
DjeePee 25
Well, she is not obliged to buy stuff just because you are doing your job, is she? I'm sorry for her incredible rudeness, maybe you should post your story on Notalwaysright.
leadman1989 16
My psychic powers are kicking in. I see a dark warehouse. I see op, he's wearing the pair of red heels she didn't buy along with tattered stockings and an apron. I see... I see the customer she's standing in chains and gag'd. He leans over she can smell his breath he hasn't brushed his teeth or showered since she got him fired he's been planning this for a while. He says "it's not revenge, it's PUNISHMENT" Reconsider op it's not the right path.
Medcanyon 10
"Sorry no refunds" heh heh heh
Medcanyon 10
"Sorry no refunds" heh heh heh
leadman1989 16
I SWEAR!!!! I posted this on another FML >:(
mama8809 0
What a bi£_h
Enslaved 38
Get her name off her credit card receipt, look her address up in the phone book and then egg her house!
poorjudgement 26
lol
ireland555 2
pll
Mxpxdude189 0
welcome to south Florida... rude New York retirees everwhere.
False_Stupidity 42
Um, the OP is from NSW, Australia.. A long way from Florida...
stevenmx86 8
So? She's obligated to buy the shoes because you're careless?
iheartkanye 8
No, but she shouldn't be a douche to someone who's providing her a service.
a_nutritionist 10
why is everyone focusing on the obligation to buy? it was a bad experience, thats the ******* point. they were injured and harassed for nothing. come on.