Today, I was at a baseball game. I was eating my nachos when all of a sudden I woke up in the hospital, with my dad sitting next to the bed. Apparently, I was hit with a foul ball. He kept the ball for himself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML
Today, I was walking in the street, and the next thing I know, I'm waking up in a hospital. According to witnesses, a guy came up and hit me over the head with a baseball bat. Apparently that's a thing that happens now. But it's okay, he had an excuse: he said he was drunk. FML
Today, I got hit so hard in the head by a dodgeball that a contact popped right out. To make matters worse, I continued to get hit as a futilely searched for it. FML
Today, I went to a baseball game. It was windy, so I decided to get my hat from the car trunk. When I opened it and reached in, loose papers started flying everywhere. Panicked, my dad slammed the trunk shut on my fingers. Entering the stadium, I discovered it was free hat day. FML
Today, my baseball team had a game and one of our best players was injured sliding into first. I'm pretty fast so when the coach called my name I grabbed a helmet assuming it was finally my chance to get in the game. Turns out he just wanted me to get ice. The entire team couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I had a crucial volleyball playoff game. My dad came to watch. While in a set, my friend pointed over to the bench where my dad was sitting. I turned to see my dad snoring loudly as a result of him falling asleep. He achieved this with loudly cheering people all around him. FML
Today, my first date consisted of him and me in the emergency room of the hospital after his little brother hit me in the face with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I was pitching at a fastpitch softball game. The other team chanted about the ball being too high and almost hitting the batter in the eye. After throwing the next pitch, the ball was savagely returned by the batter, straight into my eyes. FML
Today, I went to the game with my boss and some people he does business with on his tab. I got so drunk that I blacked out, threw up all over the table, and passed out in the bathroom. I woke up alone with my body reeking of vomit, and no phone. FML
Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML
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mongorian 0
Were the nachos hurt?
allmidnighteyes 11
Apparently, you like getting smacked with balls. Why do you want it? I wouldn't want to hold onto balls other people have held and smacked around.
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Comments (46)
babaoriley_fml 0
I officially now love you even more, plexico.
ithedarkone 0
Lmao i just have this image. Of you eating your nachos and then pow! you get hit in the head with the ball. The ball drops on the floor and people start pushing and fighting looking for the ball. Then in all this confusion your body is just getting pushed around and shoved and smacked around unconsciously. XD
tuxman299 0
I don't think that keeping the ball was the important part, it just added insult to injury...
19fml18 0
On the bright side, the person who hit the ball could give you some nice stuff. Thats what happens a lot.
Ninjaface 0
Well, technically, your dad was probably the one that caught the ball.
Kuramasan_fml 12
You have the right to take that ball and keep it after what you went through. Just take it and keep it and growl at anyone who comes near.
LeahC_fml 4
I would have kept it too.
nm22395 0
Its ******* scary when you are sitting somewhere and you wake up in a hospital bed like you ******* teleported or some shit
some_girl9 8
YDI for saying "all of THE sudden" instead of "all of A sudden." Learn to speak English.
ShadowlessSpear 21
Dude, he got knocked out. Give the OP some slack.
sammi_rubs 0
I would keep the ball to haha