Ideal first date

By Anonymous - 30/10/2020 05:01

Today, I went on a date where the guy got drunk off 11 White Claws, I got 18 ant bites (yes, I counted), stung by a yellow jacket, and lost both pairs of our shoes. He told me he was going to a strip club after, messed up my name 3 times and didn’t pay for anything. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 094
You deserved it 282

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Save up for your second date, so you can have another fun adventure! Lots of people have trouble pronouncing "anonymous." You might want to choose an easy nickname, like Pat.

Learn when to cut your loses girl, just leave if it’s starting off badly.

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Save up for your second date, so you can have another fun adventure! Lots of people have trouble pronouncing "anonymous." You might want to choose an easy nickname, like Pat.

Did you bang on an ant nest? Or is that more of a third date activity?

I mean I always hear about that “it’ll always be a night To remember” Well you are not forgetting this one.

Next time, swipe left on Redneck Tinder.

Learn when to cut your loses girl, just leave if it’s starting off badly.

Visually its hard to imagine this date. Did you both passout/nap, and get swarmed by ants during a picnic?

But he was cute, right? That's why you went on a date with those total stranger that you didn't have any information about him being a total asshipe beforehand?

Well, he sounds like a catch. Like, you know, when you catch a disease.

Matthew Irmen 11

Better to find this stuff out while on a date. It will only get worse

If he's going to the lumberjack strip club he probably wasn't that into you