Transportation: Thanks, lady!

Thanks, lady!

By hopeless cluts - 29/01/2012 07:36 - Canada

Today, as I was crossing the slush covered street to catch the bus, I slipped and fell right in the middle of the road. A woman in a car rolled down her window. She didn't ask if I was okay but just laughed and took a picture of me covered in cold, wet slush. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

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By mus - 23/04/2019 04:00

Today, while walking to my bus stop, I saw a girl slip on black ice, then catch herself, and I laughed because people catching themselves slip are hilarious. I reach the same patch of black ice and go flying, falling on my hip and spilling my coffee all over me. FML

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Thanks dude

By no snow day - 05/02/2014 14:07 - United States - Round Lake

Today, like every day, I had to walk to my bus stop. The only difference today is there was snow and ice over everything. Not only did I slip and fall, soaking both myself and the contents of my bag, the bus driver saw me there at the bus stop and drove straight past. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2010 21:15 - United Kingdom

Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML

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By lynn777 - 04/04/2011 20:42 - Canada

Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML

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By Icy - 27/12/2009 08:43 - United States

Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML

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By wrecked - 11/01/2010 13:43 - United States

Today, I slid on ice and hit another car while driving to work. My car was totalled, and my leg hurt, while the other car had very little damage. Not two minutes later, the salt truck drove by, spraying the road. FML

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By WestboroBC - 03/02/2009 22:56 - United States

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

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By This girl - 19/12/2011 18:01 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML

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CaitlynLovesLife 11

Sunday 29 January 2012 16:23

Bitch

cassiebear7652 7

Sunday 29 January 2012 16:28

You should've flung some right at her face.

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tbrockmilly 0

Monday 30 January 2012 5:37

She was putting you on Tumblr.

tbrockmilly 0

Monday 30 January 2012 5:44

She was putting you on Tumblr.

hrubi4x4 4

Monday 30 January 2012 6:24

Haha

hateevryone 14

Monday 30 January 2012 6:56

people are so cruel. it's ashame.

cmac86 23

Monday 30 January 2012 9:47

You can probably blame this on failblog and shows like jackass where we laugh at stuff like this all the time.

shad0w1 1

Monday 30 January 2012 13:22

Wow she has no life

TehPuffin 1

Monday 30 January 2012 17:02

Okay I won't lie...I would have laughed too. But I would have had the courtesy to stop and help you up and out of the road at least.

jovanmoney 0

Monday 30 January 2012 20:20

well i would have asked if u were ok first.........then i would have laughed and taken the pic

summer__xo 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 5:49

It's sad to see how society is now-a-days, but yeah FYL OP

anjaterasu 2

Tuesday 31 January 2012 13:02

Oh look honey. A human almost died right in front of us! Quick take a picture for the internet!!

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Thanks, lady!

Same thing different taste

Thanks dude

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