Today, I found out that even though your brother agrees to watch your dogs for a week, it does not mean that he will pick up after them. Apparently, it's okay to leave piss and shit all over the deck and floors because they're not his dogs and he shouldn't have to clean up their messes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
Today, it's been a week since my brother asked me to watch his dog while he's on a business trip. I let his dog out to do his business, and he ran right in front of a pickup. The driver didn't stop in time, and crushed the dog's head. I went to check on him. He's dead, and I will be too when my brother gets back. FML
Today, my family and I are spending the weekend with my in-laws, and their disrespectful, disobedient asshole of a dog. He does whatever he wants, and if I scold him, my mother-in-law in turn scolds me, then tells me how something one of us did is to blame for the dog's behavior. FML
Today, after months of planning the perfect night with my brother, who was coming home for two weeks from the military, he cancelled because he "missed his dog". FML
Today, I took my dogs to the park and sat in the grass while they played. Within the first half hour two male dogs peed on my back. The first owner apologized and gave me a wipe to clean up while the second one had the nerve to tell me "this is why I bring a chair" FML
Today, I came home after a two week vacation to find that my wonderful dog had pooped and peed all over my room. My mother was kind enough to dog-sit; however, instead of helping me by cleaning up the horrid mess, she just left me coupons for Glade plug-in air fresheners. FML
Today, I had to yet again explain to the guy I live with that just because you can't see dirt, it doesn't mean it's clean. And so letting his dog lick the plates is NOT the same thing as washing up. He won't listen to me, and he uses my plates. FML
Today, my little brother discovered that bears can be very territorial and will pee on things to keep others away. He took this new found information to heart and peed on various things in the house that he wanted for himself, including my laptop. FML
Today, I got scolded for how I treated my aunt and uncle's dogs while pet sitting. I was told it was my fault they had explosive diarrhea for "locking" them in the room they'd told me to put them in at night and doing everything they said when I reported they were sick. FML
Today, I came home from my vacation. My sister had been taking care of my dog and my apartment while I was away. As I walked in, I was greeted by a floor covered in poop and a destroyed couch. FML
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theHIGHroad2 5
There's no sense of Family these days.. But Dont worry OP he will need your Help one of these days...
DocBastard 40
You should have been more specific. He only agreed to watch them. And he watched them shit all over the place.
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Comments (81)
Fantasya_fml 6
sorry OP, on the bright side though, he looked after them.
Pandacupcakelove 26
Did he...?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
You said "look after them" Not " clean up after them" Your brother is a troll.
Awahso 25
No he is just a lazy idiot,
gc327072 31
Or a law student practicing finding loopholes in contracts.
perdix 31
I'll bet now you wish you'd spent the money on a kennel or a professional pet sitter. Sometimes "free" services from relatives end up more costly than paying pros in the first place. One example: Mammograms.
Enslaved 38
Note to self-- A guy "copping a feel" isn't the proper breast screening?
perdix 31
Depends on your point of view. For your breast health, it is not proper, but for his entertainment and future masturbational imagery, it's just what the doctor ordered ;)
laurenlovesjb 20
Yes tell me about it. First you get the boob lump, then the mammogram, and then the bill for thousands of dollars in medical procedures. Been there done that.
laurenlovesjb 20
Yes tell me about it. First you get the boob lump, then the mammogram, and then the bill for thousands of dollars in medical procedures. Been there done that.
laurenlovesjb 20
Wow he obviously doesn't understand the meaning of dog-sitting!
tj5810 21
Wow.
KiddNYC1O 22
A whole week? That place must look unrecognizable...
egghead1280 6
Now that's what I call a sticky situation
TheDrifter 24
Really Noor? After the first time they pee on the carpet I just lock them outside. After all, who wants to be greeted by that smell when you come by to feed them?
doglover100 29
I'd be extremely mad. Now you know not to have him watch them again.
AutumnTilly 5
What does he interpret 'watching after the dogs' as?