Today, I found out that even though your brother agrees to watch your dogs for a week, it does not mean that he will pick up after them. Apparently, it's okay to leave piss and shit all over the deck and floors because they're not his dogs and he shouldn't have to clean up their messes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
Today, it's been a week since my brother asked me to watch his dog while he's on a business trip. I let his dog out to do his business, and he ran right in front of a pickup. The driver didn't stop in time, and crushed the dog's head. I went to check on him. He's dead, and I will be too when my brother gets back. FML
Today, my family and I are spending the weekend with my in-laws, and their disrespectful, disobedient asshole of a dog. He does whatever he wants, and if I scold him, my mother-in-law in turn scolds me, then tells me how something one of us did is to blame for the dog's behavior. FML
Today, after months of planning the perfect night with my brother, who was coming home for two weeks from the military, he cancelled because he "missed his dog". FML
Today, I took my dogs to the park and sat in the grass while they played. Within the first half hour two male dogs peed on my back. The first owner apologized and gave me a wipe to clean up while the second one had the nerve to tell me "this is why I bring a chair" FML
Today, I came home after a two week vacation to find that my wonderful dog had pooped and peed all over my room. My mother was kind enough to dog-sit; however, instead of helping me by cleaning up the horrid mess, she just left me coupons for Glade plug-in air fresheners. FML
Today, I had to yet again explain to the guy I live with that just because you can't see dirt, it doesn't mean it's clean. And so letting his dog lick the plates is NOT the same thing as washing up. He won't listen to me, and he uses my plates. FML
Today, my little brother discovered that bears can be very territorial and will pee on things to keep others away. He took this new found information to heart and peed on various things in the house that he wanted for himself, including my laptop. FML
Today, I got scolded for how I treated my aunt and uncle's dogs while pet sitting. I was told it was my fault they had explosive diarrhea for "locking" them in the room they'd told me to put them in at night and doing everything they said when I reported they were sick. FML
Today, I came home from my vacation. My sister had been taking care of my dog and my apartment while I was away. As I walked in, I was greeted by a floor covered in poop and a destroyed couch. FML
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theHIGHroad2 5
There's no sense of Family these days.. But Dont worry OP he will need your Help one of these days...
DocBastard 40
You should have been more specific. He only agreed to watch them. And he watched them shit all over the place.
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Comments (81)
kezzamumma 3
Sorry op, but do they always shit and piss on the deck and the floors? Train them or keep them in the yard, that's gross
88vivera 9
What a jerk!
laden_swallow09 35
Hooray for nepotism.
Phishhed44 2
He had time to feed them though...what a dumbass.
xan98 2
family time ‹☺›
tbishop12 1
And he wouldn't get paid
mbuck87 19
YDI for not teaching your dogs to shit outside in the first place
1crabbygirl 10
My dog is trained not to go on surfaces like wood, concrete, ceramic tile... I wouldn't expect to take a dog outside and then pick up it's waste, either! Train your dog or no one will take care of it. Gross!
iluvpeanutbutter 22
If your dog was left inside with no other option (I'm assuming the brother didn't take them out for regular walks, and maybe the dogs don't have unrestricted access to the yard), I guarantee they would end up going where they could.
Haakon87 0
Seems like all you do is watch your dogs too. How about training them to shit in a patch of dirt / grass instead? A little obedience training and discipline is your responsibility.