Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML
Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my new boyfriend. I had a panic attack halfway through and an ambulance picked me up. My boyfriend met my parents for the first time drunk, in the emergency room. FML
Today, I begged my husband to take me to the ER cause my stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for my appendix to burst. I almost died because my husband was busy playing Xbox. FML
Today, I was feeling very ill after a severe anxiety attack. I asked my boyfriend to hold my hand until I fell asleep. He said he couldn't because he needed both hands to play on his gameboy. FML
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DjeePee 25
Please, for the sake of my believe in humanity, tell me he's fourteen. Please.
ladybuuggy 0
Aww! he is SUCH a keeper!
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Comments (149)
AyE25_ 0
Time for a new boyfriend
Evan2297 0
Poking people with his tac knife?
FML191919 3
Well if it's cod 7 u can't blame him. Selfish
Spike_The_Vamp 5
oh god my bf's doing the same thing right now. he's been playing it for 7 and a half hours straight.
blownfuse 0
hey if it was black ops then I understand .... well actually even still, he sounds like he needs to have that game taken from him and hid in two different locations if you get my drift...(that means snap the game disk in half!)
KusanagiStyle 3
Oh snap, black ops is out already :DDD!?!?!?!
ExToRtiOn 0
black ops ftw
fruitloop1221 1
dump his ass.
I_Am_Blacklight 2
LOL, my boyfriend hates Black Ops. But he loves Mass Effect 2
callofdutyrox 0
well cod is more inportant and FYI im a girl!!