Today, like every day, I had to walk to my bus stop. The only difference today is there was snow and ice over everything. Not only did I slip and fall, soaking both myself and the contents of my bag, the bus driver saw me there at the bus stop and drove straight past. FML
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Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML
Today, I finally got to take the bus to the store on this icy cold day. I got there at 1 pm and found it closed. Their website said they'd open late at 10 am. Then, I missed a bus home and had to walk back in the ice and sludge. I slipped, fell on my ass, and my shoes and socks got soaked in dirty ice water. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML
Today, while walking to my bus stop, I saw a girl slip on black ice, then catch herself, and I laughed because people catching themselves slip are hilarious. I reach the same patch of black ice and go flying, falling on my hip and spilling my coffee all over me. FML
Today, I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weather for my bus. When it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped and fell on the icy ground. The driver waited a whole 2 seconds before snorting, "Ain't nobody got time for this shit", closing the doors, and driving off. FML
Today, I woke up late and rushed to catch the bus. I sprinted heroically, slipped on wet pavement, and skidded directly into a puddle deep enough to baptize me. The driver waited just long enough to make eye contact before closing the doors and leaving. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Today, I spent an hour in a snowstorm waiting for my bus to show up. After I got fed up, I decided to just clean off my car and drive to work. After I was halfway finished swiping off the snow and ice stuck to my car, the bus drove right past me. FML
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
Today, as I was crossing the slush covered street to catch the bus, I slipped and fell right in the middle of the road. A woman in a car rolled down her window. She didn't ask if I was okay but just laughed and took a picture of me covered in cold, wet slush. FML
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Top comments
BobRoss9 8
Some people are just assholes
Welshite 39
Your* Otherwise you're insulting OP by telling her she's a specific part of a bus driver's posterior region.
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Comments (78)
thelittlemissy 29
Hope the driver gets BUSted
Zamazing 5
Definitely complain.
sunnyray812 42
Bus drivers hate waiting for people even if you have to pick up something you dropped. I'm sorry about your morning, OP.
Vanessa_Leeann26 17
Some people can't help acting like a dick. Hope your day gets better op.
TheNewMirage 10
I feel like most bus drivers did a training to get any sense of their sociality removed. So many people have problems with bus drivers who are being assholes
jeriaslovesyou 16
That's just cold hearted! I would file a complaint.
dachayke 16
Pun intended?
sdroze1389 31
missed the bus and caught gravity, yep FYL
babyneensx 4
I'm always scared that this is going to be me! be careful and take your time another bus Wil come :)
codyswearingen 3
I would have also
perdix 29
It would be irresponsible for the driver to pick up a wet passenger. You'd drip on the floor and cause the other riders to slip and fall. Safety first!
MomentoMori 23
Though you're right, that was still a shitty thing for the bus driver to do.
sdroze1389 31
Lol because the bus drivers worry about passenger safety, God forbid a masturbating lunatic should lose his stroke by slipping in a puddle and kink his Wang
perdix 29
#33, your heart is kind but you're not thinking this through. If the wet OP got on the bus, at least 10-12 people would probably slip and fall. One must suffer to prevent massive damage!