Today, like every day, I had to walk to my bus stop. The only difference today is there was snow and ice over everything. Not only did I slip and fall, soaking both myself and the contents of my bag, the bus driver saw me there at the bus stop and drove straight past. FML
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Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML
Today, I finally got to take the bus to the store on this icy cold day. I got there at 1 pm and found it closed. Their website said they'd open late at 10 am. Then, I missed a bus home and had to walk back in the ice and sludge. I slipped, fell on my ass, and my shoes and socks got soaked in dirty ice water. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML
Today, while walking to my bus stop, I saw a girl slip on black ice, then catch herself, and I laughed because people catching themselves slip are hilarious. I reach the same patch of black ice and go flying, falling on my hip and spilling my coffee all over me. FML
Today, I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weather for my bus. When it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped and fell on the icy ground. The driver waited a whole 2 seconds before snorting, "Ain't nobody got time for this shit", closing the doors, and driving off. FML
Today, I woke up late and rushed to catch the bus. I sprinted heroically, slipped on wet pavement, and skidded directly into a puddle deep enough to baptize me. The driver waited just long enough to make eye contact before closing the doors and leaving. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Today, I spent an hour in a snowstorm waiting for my bus to show up. After I got fed up, I decided to just clean off my car and drive to work. After I was halfway finished swiping off the snow and ice stuck to my car, the bus drove right past me. FML
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
Today, as I was crossing the slush covered street to catch the bus, I slipped and fell right in the middle of the road. A woman in a car rolled down her window. She didn't ask if I was okay but just laughed and took a picture of me covered in cold, wet slush. FML
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BobRoss9 8
Some people are just assholes
Welshite 39
Your* Otherwise you're insulting OP by telling her she's a specific part of a bus driver's posterior region.
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Comments (78)
rs7797 9
what the **** was the bus driver suppose to do ?'
Zomg_Okay 26
Stop the bus, allow OP to board, take their money/ticket, continue on their route. You know, the shit they get paid for.
svahrsrdacwby87 7
If it is a school bus, they are supposed to stop the bus if there is a child there and if the child fell and the bus driver saw and didn't stop to help or call for help if the child was injured, if they didn't then the driver would be fired. If it was a city bus, then they will be losing fares and OP could have called the bus company and report the driver for witnessing a potential rider fall and not stop to help or let the rider on.
flame5768 14
that was you? lol
Jadea_fml 12
I feel ya OP I missed mine by two seconds cause I slipped :/.
Thatgirl299 15
You could tell the school board and get him fired. That is not okay.
svahrsrdacwby87 7
You should go to the main office at your school and file a written compliant with them or call the bus company and complain to them.
Kuhu1993 21
stupid driver
xsilentxninjax 10
That's awful! I'm so sorry... I hope you weren't hurt. And that bus driver is a jerk. =/