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This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Roanoke, United States
Thanks, but no thanks
Today, I held the door for an elderly woman. As she walked through, she looked at me and told me I was a very handsome man and that I should meet her grandson. The woman was my grandmother, and yes, I'm straight. FML
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Welshite 39
That's actually incredibly sweet. She called you handsome and was scouting out a partner for you.
emilycb93 12
Well sometimes you just have to take things that old people say with a grain of salt. She is probably just old and senile.
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Comments (69)
Tali147 16
I don't think that's awful! She thinks you're handsome! My grandmother has never complimented me once!
Jared900DUmpling 30
Well she is old, so maybe this is just her way of complimenting you.
greeneyebeauty9 28
At least your grandma actually compliments you. the only time my grandma talks to me is to complain about how "all grandchildren are rotten little *****."
Pikawhore 21
You couldn't go gay for yourself, OP? ; )
Yellowjello1800 7
Another grandson maybe?
skyttlz 32
Which would be OP's cousin.
crazytwinsmom 25
Or brother.
JandTaco 13
Does she have memory problems? It sounds like she was talking to you about you.
Ramanella 26
She is talking about him to him. That's pretty much the whole FML, but she thought he looked like a girl, or she thought her grandson is gay.
VeganVampyre 26
She said he was a handsome man, so I highly doubt she thought he was a girl.
FlyingPie 17
Does she think all guys are gay?
Axipiter 24
I'd guess no.
lwonderful 11
YDI for posting this. How is this, in any way, her fault?
olpally 32
Please read the FML again. Good lord.
Ambient25 24
I think #24 is the one with Alzheimer's
swick25 22
WOW aren't you quite the little bitch #24
MidnaLink 33
Get the old lady checked, pronto!
Sports_guy3 28
#25- Heard of Alzheimer's?
MidnaLink 33
Yes, and Grandma and OP may not know if she has it, so that's why I suggested it.
TheyCallMeDamien 17
Apparently she thinks the only person good enough to be with you is you.