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This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Roanoke, United States
Thanks, but no thanks
Today, I held the door for an elderly woman. As she walked through, she looked at me and told me I was a very handsome man and that I should meet her grandson. The woman was my grandmother, and yes, I'm straight. FML
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Welshite 39
That's actually incredibly sweet. She called you handsome and was scouting out a partner for you.
emilycb93 12
Well sometimes you just have to take things that old people say with a grain of salt. She is probably just old and senile.
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Comments (69)
driinkbleach 18
I agree most with welshite's comment #2, it is very sweet :)
alex101676 8
if that the worst thing in your life. I would consider myself extremely lucky.
psycheiris13 20
I have a grandfather with Alzheimer's. Haha moments like these you shouldn't take to heart, and learn to cherish them and laugh them off. All the best OP :)
DasHaas 9
It seems more likely that she just meant you were a gentlemen and you should meet yourself, since you are the grandson who is also a gentlemen and would be a good fit. It's probably just an awkwardly worded compliment, not an fml.
Epikouros 31
Let's be honest: if you could, wouldn't you have sex with yourself?
False_Stupidity 41
Grandma knows best, you need to take her advice and arrange a meeting with yourself.
Ezdos 5
Looks like grandma's Alzheimer's is kicking in..
L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H 20
I'm sure you have a lot in common with her grandson.
Schiffy 18
Maybe it was her way of saying you could only ever score with yourself.
JSparkz19 13
so she wants you to meet yourself?