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This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Roanoke, United States
Thanks, but no thanks
Today, I held the door for an elderly woman. As she walked through, she looked at me and told me I was a very handsome man and that I should meet her grandson. The woman was my grandmother, and yes, I'm straight. FML
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Welshite 39
That's actually incredibly sweet. She called you handsome and was scouting out a partner for you.
emilycb93 12
Well sometimes you just have to take things that old people say with a grain of salt. She is probably just old and senile.
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Czech_Zidane 14
Eh... that is one of the few circumstances when I am glad I have no grandmother....
DanielleinDC 33
I'm sorry, OP. It sounds like your grandmother has some form of dementia. And that really sucks.
happyfingers 15
When I'm old I wanna purposely do/say stuff like that just to screw with people :D
GigglinGiggler 3
She wanted you to meet yourself...
heaverlock 8
hey dating yourself cant be that bad just make them get an aids test first
Redvelvet16 11
Lol she prolly was joking in her elderly ways. My grandma does that. And it seems like it's like she really doesn't recognize me!
aire101 16
Rather than take offense at the fact she apparently thinks you might be gay, be happy that even in her old age when she is obviously starting to lose memory and awareness, she still thinks you're a handsome man and wants the best for you, and obviously loves and accepts you whether you're gay or straight. There are a lot of people out there who would give anything to have that.
perdix 29
Maybe she is trying to set you up with one of your cousins?
xMykiss 11
At least she wasn't hitting on you!
swick25 22
Take it as a big time complement brother. 70% of gay men are HOT AS HELL!!!!!