rick
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Roanoke, United States
Thanks, but no thanks
Today, I held the door for an elderly woman. As she walked through, she looked at me and told me I was a very handsome man and that I should meet her grandson. The woman was my grandmother, and yes, I'm straight. FML
Top comments
Welshite 39
That's actually incredibly sweet. She called you handsome and was scouting out a partner for you.
emilycb93 12
Well sometimes you just have to take things that old people say with a grain of salt. She is probably just old and senile.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (69)
khaoticpanda 28
Haha sure she wasnt kidding?
ffffffffck 13
But isn't that the ultimate compliment?
SWC_Penguin 17
Wait. Did your grandmother literally suggest that you go **** yourself?
loawe 10
granny style
olpally 32
No worries, my grandma always embarrasses me in front of people all the time. Lol.
mxij 13
What does your sexuality have to do with it? Maybe she thought you were a girl
drummerp64 16
"She looked at me and told me I was a very handsome man." Sorry, it sounds like she did recognize his gender.
kozzard 17
could have just been saying I want you to meet him thinking that they could be friends, instead of automaticly assuming she is trying to hook him up
Deaths_Wife 11
I want a grandma that would try to get me with somebody.
Setareh23 34
Am I the only one who thinks the real FML part about this is not that his grandmother tried to hook him up with another guy, but that (she) probably has Alzheimer's? The entire situation really sucks op :( I'm glad you're spending time with your grandmother, good luck with everything that's gonna happen in the near future!
jonesa086 6
Best parts about having Alzheimer's is hiding your own Easter eggs and meeting new and exciting people everyday!
Chiikan 3
Just stand in front of a mirror. See! You met her grandson.
foxy_grampa 19
So she was going to introduce you to yourself? At least you know you would get along