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This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Roanoke, United States
Thanks, but no thanks
Today, I held the door for an elderly woman. As she walked through, she looked at me and told me I was a very handsome man and that I should meet her grandson. The woman was my grandmother, and yes, I'm straight. FML
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Welshite 39
That's actually incredibly sweet. She called you handsome and was scouting out a partner for you.
emilycb93 12
Well sometimes you just have to take things that old people say with a grain of salt. She is probably just old and senile.
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BabyMomma425 1
She wanted you to meet yourself and be gay with yourself?
ariellove1992 8
She might have alzheimer's or something like that
ka310 0
At least she got the "man" part right.
rebel_mystic 11
at least she thinks your handsome!!
jordzy 8
Welcome to my life
homes7d 14
I think that was a joke bro you just did not get
braga_fangirl98 13
So grandma was introducing you to yourself?
Catdragon 40
Once a fujoshi, always a fujoshi
spinningrecords 14
Maybe she knew who he was and was surprised he didn’t recognize her and thus, the odd compliment. Why didn’t he say “hi grandma”?