Today, I arrived at the pizza place I work at to find that I'd been fired. Apparently, the class stoner came in last night and not only demanded a free pizza, but also claimed that I always gave him one. I've never talked to this kid in my life, but my boss still doesn't believe me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML
Today, a customer came in to the Pizza store where I work and complained that the food they had purchased had a strand of black hair in it. After some deliberation, my boss decided to fire me. He is the only staff member there with black hair. I shaved my hair 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, I got fired for failing a drug test for weed. My boss is the one who sells me weed. FML
Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML
Today, my slacker co-worker accused me of stealing because I got more hours than him. I was called into the manager's office and interrogated. They believed him, and sent me home for the day. I guess it pays off being the boss's kid. FML
Today, I was fired from my job at a local family-ran restaurant. The Reason? The owner's daughter has been stealing money from the register little by little and has blamed me for all the lost money. The boss is still convinced it's me, though, because his daughter would "never tell a lie". FML
Today, I was working at a local restaurant when another server's table called me over to ask if I've "ever killed anybody". They informed me I looked like a serial killer. I informed them, of course, that I have never killed anybody. Another customer claimed I scared her child. I was fired. FML
Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML
Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML
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Top comments
THE_A_TEEN 28
First of all the FML implies that OP is in college, therefor pizza places/restaurants are one of those places College student's work at. Second, AT LEAST HE HAS A ******* JOB. Third, just because you hate pizza, DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN DEMORALIZE SOMEONE BECAUSE YOU HATE THEIR PRODUCT!! Shut your ******* mouth!!!!!!
abbyhoneywaffles 11
Who in ***** name doesn't like pizza? That's just so.. unnatural.
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Comments (92)
ProhibitionRose 14
Perfect revenge: an anonymous tip that the local stoner is dealing weed at your school.
LookOnBrightSide 12
20-Well played. That's a perfect revenge plan for anyone. Just call a hotline service and insist that they were selling drugs.
MiSo_Delek 7
Ask if your boss has seen any visual evidence. i.e video tapes, other workers. If not, he can't fire you for that.
niallo 23
Depending on where you work, you can be fired for anything or nothing. In this case, the boss had cause. A customer basically reported a theft. As for the stoner. Drop a really big rock on his head.
legitsexbomb 2
Time to play hide the stoner's stash?
yahoowizard 16
Haha, he fired up his weed, but it wasn't the only thing fired
b0ngs 7
No... Just no
perdix 31
I'll bet your the class vice-stoner and are so high, you forgot how many free pizzas you've given to your boss.
ProhibitionRose 14
You're*
perdix 31
Oops! I could tell you why I'm so tired, but you wouldn't believe it.
MerrikBarbarian 9
Curiosity kills the cat now. Why ARE you so tired Perdix? (yes I do notice it's probably ironic posting this comment with this icon)
Arxikist 3
Sex ^
yandizzle 0
I've read a similar one o_O hmm. well shit happens OP don't dwell just move on the job obviously wasn't meant for you. we all can agree that shit happens for a reason, wether good or bad. it will be ok.
GypsyRover 0
That's a ass beating in my book!!!
SxeDaze 13
Time for revenge!! , go to the shady part of town , look for a shady person , ask them if they sell drugs like shrooms,coke,thizz and angel dust , buy $20 bucks worth of each , go home , find your table , get a masher , mash the drugs into a fine powder, steal his bag of weed , throw that powder in his weed , mix it well , throw it back where u found it , stalk him and watch him trip the **** out when he smokes it. Too much? Nope just have too much time on my hands.
DQEight 8
I would pay to see this.
coolprince 0
mean kid
lightswitchr 0
Take your boss to a tribunal for unfair dismissal.
ProjeKtSC2 8
Exactly my thoughts!