Today, I arrived at the pizza place I work at to find that I'd been fired. Apparently, the class stoner came in last night and not only demanded a free pizza, but also claimed that I always gave him one. I've never talked to this kid in my life, but my boss still doesn't believe me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML
Today, a customer came in to the Pizza store where I work and complained that the food they had purchased had a strand of black hair in it. After some deliberation, my boss decided to fire me. He is the only staff member there with black hair. I shaved my hair 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, I got fired for failing a drug test for weed. My boss is the one who sells me weed. FML
Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML
Today, my slacker co-worker accused me of stealing because I got more hours than him. I was called into the manager's office and interrogated. They believed him, and sent me home for the day. I guess it pays off being the boss's kid. FML
Today, I was fired from my job at a local family-ran restaurant. The Reason? The owner's daughter has been stealing money from the register little by little and has blamed me for all the lost money. The boss is still convinced it's me, though, because his daughter would "never tell a lie". FML
Today, I was working at a local restaurant when another server's table called me over to ask if I've "ever killed anybody". They informed me I looked like a serial killer. I informed them, of course, that I have never killed anybody. Another customer claimed I scared her child. I was fired. FML
Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML
Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML
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Top comments
THE_A_TEEN 28
First of all the FML implies that OP is in college, therefor pizza places/restaurants are one of those places College student's work at. Second, AT LEAST HE HAS A ******* JOB. Third, just because you hate pizza, DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN DEMORALIZE SOMEONE BECAUSE YOU HATE THEIR PRODUCT!! Shut your ******* mouth!!!!!!
abbyhoneywaffles 11
Who in ***** name doesn't like pizza? That's just so.. unnatural.
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Comments (92)
mattorama 15
OP could try that, or just collect two years of unemployment from him.
sincerelyjay 13
Customer is always right!
sharktat2 10
Wow thats WICKED messed up..your boss sounds like an ass!
Bluemonster3 26
Your boss is an ass.
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
kill the stoner!! better yet, tell the police he's a ******* drug dealer!!
withasmile 3
Your boss is an idiot. You are better off.
Hannahlovesyou15 0
Every school has some kid like that
unknownfork 12
Not elementary schools
furlifenotmine 0
he had the munchies man I cant blame him
mavericks 6
You should put rat poison in that stoners weed
Mademoiselle_fml 34
How could your boss side with some random stoner over one of his employees? >.>