Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. He then told me, in tears, how bad he felt about leaving his dog alone for the night. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was actually in a relationship the whole time. How did I find this out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML
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magicrock 8
Well does he really love her now?
ohdearkristen 0
Damn.. sorry OP :( that really sucks. He's a dick
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Comments (244)
WeezysGurl05 1
Screw him girl . You deserve better . Show him you still got it : )
Karoleer 14
shit happens.
Bieberbabeyy1 0
Oh my god, that's horrible. My heart goes out to you OP. :/
McGoldie 0
That's a first time you will never forget
gungun235 3
What you do is give him a bj but bit his dick as hard as you can
_words_of_wisdom 4
no wtf not cool. the guy was a dick but you only bite a guys **** if hes raping you or something. god you are a twisted freak!
Rachel1987 4
YDI. You obviously didn't know this guy very well. It's definitely clear you didn't spend a lot of time with him.
kimono_fml 17
Sh*t happens when you're easy
camogirl 0
Dump his ass! What a doush!
katy1994 0
Omg
_words_of_wisdom 4
so what? its not like your virginity is that precious anyway. i dont get the whole deal about virginity i mean seriously, other than your parents, who the hell cares (if you do then you obviously arent old enough to be losing your virginity) now about 4 days ago i filleted my finger now THAT is something to be worried about because thumbs are something you can physically see/ use. in other words, your virginity isnt worth shit so dont think it ever meant anything. but i agree that the guy was a dick, i will give you that.
kimono_fml 17
So because I have strict morals when it comes to sex, I'm not mature enough? Well that's a laugh and a half. If someone finds their virginity important, that's their business, and you're absolutely immature for trying to tell people otherwise. How they feel about their virginity is their own damn business