Today, my son broke his hand when he and his best friend had the genius idea of punching each other in the fists as hard as they could. FML
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Today, my 6 year-old son and his cousin were play boxing. For fun, I taught them some real moves. I guess my son is a natural but my nephew got hit so hard he fell over and broke his arm. Now I have to explain this to my wife and her sister. FML
Today, my son has a habit of picking on his little brother when in a bad mood. I heard a massive crash and found him out cold with his little brother holding a homemade slingshot and a bunch of rocks. Apparently, in school they just learned about David and Goliath. FML
Today, my 16-year-old son broke two of his fingers playing with Play-Doh. FML
Today, my son accidentally damaged another kid in the face with a baseball bat, while blindfolded trying to hit a piñata. Except there was no piñata, or blindfold. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Today, my son broke his arm roughhousing with his brother on a bunk bed. While at the ER, he thought it would be funny to tell a different story to each doctor and nurse, forcing me to speak over him. They found this behavior "suspicious" and reported us to child services. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, my son is such an idiot that he forgot he invited both his girlfriends to my brother's funeral. They started a punch-up over him and everyone ended up joining in since we're a very argumentative family. People got arrested and in the end both girls agreed to share my son, who was unconscious. FML
Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML
Today, I went to pick up my 6-year-old son from his friend's house. They were having a great time, and he didn't want to leave. So, while I wasn't looking, he superglued both his hands to their kitchen table. FML
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Ihaveonefriend 7
Bloody Knuckles. I haven't played that since I was 10.
zandalee 19
It's weird how when we are young we think we are indestructible. It's amazing really how we survive our early years.
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Comments (82)
Satoaoi 13
that's a horrid painful game to play
MuseFan1991 14
that sounds like one hell of a fistbump. when i was at school Bloody Knuckles was when guys flicked coins at each others knuckles as hard as they could
etchsanity1 11
Same here we used silver dollars or slammers from the game pog
eyesmile27 7
Everybody makes mistakes - it's what helps them learn.
buddy51 23
OP They should have punched each other in the nuts or head and saved the world a lot of trouble!!
babyblueyes 27
You raised a winner there!
interesting33 36
I love how you phrased this - and your name!
limitedition 25
Young boys are a never ending source of genius ideas. At least you get some cute stories out of their pain.
WeskersSexslave 15
lnao couldn't help but imagine when goku n vegeta were fighting fists with fists lol
DaftDude 11
I agree with OP's name: Why the **** would you do that?
whY402Jay 12
It's a male thing. Why the hell do females go to the bathroom together?