Today, my son broke his hand when he and his best friend had the genius idea of punching each other in the fists as hard as they could. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, my 6 year-old son and his cousin were play boxing. For fun, I taught them some real moves. I guess my son is a natural but my nephew got hit so hard he fell over and broke his arm. Now I have to explain this to my wife and her sister. FML
Today, my son has a habit of picking on his little brother when in a bad mood. I heard a massive crash and found him out cold with his little brother holding a homemade slingshot and a bunch of rocks. Apparently, in school they just learned about David and Goliath. FML
Today, my 16-year-old son broke two of his fingers playing with Play-Doh. FML
Today, my son accidentally damaged another kid in the face with a baseball bat, while blindfolded trying to hit a piñata. Except there was no piñata, or blindfold. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Today, my son broke his arm roughhousing with his brother on a bunk bed. While at the ER, he thought it would be funny to tell a different story to each doctor and nurse, forcing me to speak over him. They found this behavior "suspicious" and reported us to child services. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, my son is such an idiot that he forgot he invited both his girlfriends to my brother's funeral. They started a punch-up over him and everyone ended up joining in since we're a very argumentative family. People got arrested and in the end both girls agreed to share my son, who was unconscious. FML
Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML
Today, I went to pick up my 6-year-old son from his friend's house. They were having a great time, and he didn't want to leave. So, while I wasn't looking, he superglued both his hands to their kitchen table. FML
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Ihaveonefriend 7
Bloody Knuckles. I haven't played that since I was 10.
zandalee 19
It's weird how when we are young we think we are indestructible. It's amazing really how we survive our early years.
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Comments (82)
curlstar 6
Boys will be boys. Soon enough they'll learn to compare their penises instead, and your trips to the hospital should be greatly reduced!
crazytwinsmom 25
As long as they don't have **** fights.
mokielove 10
to be young and careles. I used to play this. and seems like aot of people on here have. we were dum arsez
dyehardxen 19
That's why I never tried an epic fist-bump.
chanellgymnast 17
BROLO
fresh247 10
that's a powerful punch
perdix 29
Pink bellies, Indian rope burns, tittie twisters, wet willies, circle jerks. . .boys have lots of "genius" ideas. Be prepared for future ER trips with this one.
perdix 29
#37, noooo, and I've never be part of a "scum cookie," either. Also, I've neither given nor received a pink belly.
ThePieGuy0817 29
The Ultimate Brofist.
finnrambo 13
So did her son win?
gage7carter2 7
Ha a good game of Bloody Knuckles.
Lunasis 14
hopefully he learned something from this and i hope isnt a case of the apple doesn't fall far from the tree