Calm your hormones, dude

By PinChi - 09/02/2022 17:00 - United States - Chicago

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Today, my girlfriend invited her sorority sister, who fled an abusive relationship, to live with us without asking me. This wouldn't be a problem, but her friend is easily two points hotter than her and…. thirsty. FML
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Hangryko 29

Stop thinking with your dick and don't touch her.

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RichardPencil 30

Still don't see a problem. If you get caught boning her, you can say it was a pity ****. Pity ***** are forgivable based on humanitarian concerns. If you don't get caught, even better.

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Plop 17

Yup. I think it's even part of the Geneva convention. Or rather vaGineva convention in this case.

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Hangryko 29

Stop thinking with your dick and don't touch her.

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benjamn 24

Sounds like the start to a good 3-way porno.

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Wadlaen 23

Congratulations! And the best of luck to you!😅

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Wow... that's messed up. You definitely sound like someone who can't be trusted. The girl is just getting out of an abusive relationship, and all you can think of is that she's hotter than your girlfriend - how would that make her feel? Keep it in your pants, dude.

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repKyle95 24

Seriously. Like, I'd be on the guy's side if he hadn't mentioned her looks just because having another woman who is "thirsty" living with you and your partner is obviously not the best, but bringing her looks into it is just skeevy as ****

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