Today, I'm just a simple librarian. Last week, we had to call the cops on two separate aggressive patrons. Today, I had to call the cops yet again. WTF? FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my first day working at a library. I expected it to be fun and peaceful, not to end up having to call the cops on a guy who started jerking off into a book. FML
Today, I went to a library to return a book that I've had for years. After a heated discussion with the librarian, not only did she charge me over a hundred dollars for the book, she also called the cops to escort me out. FML
Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML
Today, at work, I politely asked a patron to be quieter; I was hit in the face. I work in a library. FML
Today, the cops showed up at my work because people were fighting in the parking lot. This is a nightly occurrence. FML
Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML
Today, at my job as a librarian at an old library, I was shelving books. Things were great until one entire bookshelf fell over. The damage wasn't too bad. Then the rest fell down. FML
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
Today, I was in the library when police arrested me for threatening people. The librarian even told them I did nothing wrong, and that the actual girl they wanted had already left. They took me in anyway. My dad sided with the police and let me “think about what I did” in jail overnight. FML
Today, I went to the library to bring back some books, I walked up to the counter and the librarian turned to me and said "What can I do for you young man?" I'm a girl. FML
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Hangryko 32
More than once at my local library, patrons have been kicked out by security because they wouldn't stop watching **** on the public computers. One argued over his right to do so there. My God, the stupidity of these people.
RichardPencil 32
All you have to do is remove all books that might make white, straight people feel bad about themselves. Is that so difficult?
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RichardPencil 32
All you have to do is remove all books that might make white, straight people feel bad about themselves. Is that so difficult?
Hangryko 32
More than once at my local library, patrons have been kicked out by security because they wouldn't stop watching **** on the public computers. One argued over his right to do so there. My God, the stupidity of these people.
1known 34
Tell us more!
Chazzster 32
Let me guess, either homeless people looking for a comfortable spot for the day or someone without internet access…
Brightside86 31
Homeless people moving into the library?