By Anonymous - United States Today, I forgot to take a certain medication that helps turn my lead logs into flaky floaters. So what happens? I'm in the restroom for 30 minutes, straining to go, and two girls walk in and start imitating me. FML I agree, your life sucks 26841 You deserved it 4946 56 Comments Favorite Tweet Share 30Degrees_Below0 tells us more : This is actually my post... I hadn't made a FML before this. But yeah, no matter what I do for my constipation, it's like nothing helps. I also have ovarian cysts which makes it very painful.