FYL but possibly the funniest worded FML ever. :D

dude that sucks and yea totally agree with #1

My protein intake is very high and I don't always get enough fiber in my diet so I know your pain. Do it like a boss or you'll never get any respect.

lead logs. flaky floaters. that is all.

I shouldn't be laughing, but the way you worded this FML is just too funny. Don't worry your head off too much OP. Just a bunch of giggly girls who never matured mentally.

If your straining that much you are going to get some BIG Honkin' Hemroids. Somehow I think you already know that though.

ow. forget those girls. they're bitches.

Good luck with that problem of yours... maybe try some anal to clear ya out?

What, did you have the door open or something? Or are you just a loud pooper-strainer? :P In any case, my sympathies!

As someone who has the opposite problem when they forget to take their medications, I empathize. FYL indeed. Though on the bright side you'll probably remember to take the meds next time :D