Today, I forgot to take a certain medication that helps turn...

By Anonymous - 21/1/2010 02:18 - United States

Today, I forgot to take a certain medication that helps turn my lead logs into flaky floaters. So what happens? I'm in the restroom for 30 minutes, straining to go, and two girls walk in and start imitating me. FML

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This is actually my post... I hadn't made a FML before this. But yeah, no matter what I do for my constipation, it's like nothing helps. I also have ovarian cysts which makes it very painful.

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By SweetJaseyRae | 0

#788138 - Thursday 21 January 2010 9:24

lead logs. flaky floaters.

that is all.

By Morokea | 0

#788121 - Thursday 21 January 2010 9:14

FYL but possibly the funniest worded FML ever. :D

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By Morokea | 0

#788121 - Thursday 21 January 2010 9:14

FYL but possibly the funniest worded FML ever. :D

Brittaneyyy | 0

#1200816 - Friday 6 August 2010 21:38

funniest fml ever!!!! :)

By somethingnew24 | 0

#788126 - Thursday 21 January 2010 9:16

dude that sucks and yea totally agree with #1

By 24788 | 6

#788133 - Thursday 21 January 2010 9:23

My protein intake is very high and I don't always get enough fiber in my diet so I know your pain. Do it like a boss or you'll never get any respect.

By SweetJaseyRae | 0

#788138 - Thursday 21 January 2010 9:24

lead logs. flaky floaters.

that is all.

nightskye | 4

#4372172 - Monday 30 April 2012 6:39

Alliteration for the win.

By Luckster | 0

#788140 - Thursday 21 January 2010 9:25

I shouldn't be laughing, but the way you worded this FML is just too funny. Don't worry your head off too much OP. Just a bunch of giggly girls who never matured mentally.

that_band_nerd | 22

#5598452 - Friday 26 July 2013 6:37

OP should carry around the book "Everybody Poops" just for occasions such as this one!

By CallMeHush | 0

#788173 - Thursday 21 January 2010 9:45

If your straining that much you are going to get some BIG Honkin' Hemroids. Somehow I think you already know that though.

By louie111887 | 0

#788189 - Thursday 21 January 2010 9:55

ow. forget those girls. they're bitches.

By lickmyjock | 0

#788212 - Thursday 21 January 2010 10:20

Good luck with that problem of yours... maybe try some anal to clear ya out?

By fireandice27 | 0

#788214 - Thursday 21 January 2010 10:27

What, did you have the door open or something? Or are you just a loud pooper-strainer? :P

In any case, my sympathies!

michelleJ11 | 25

#5652139 - Saturday 31 August 2013 18:32

They probably heard OP trying to go.

By theatregrl2 | 0

#788227 - Thursday 21 January 2010 10:42

As someone who has the opposite problem when they forget to take their medications, I empathize. FYL indeed.

Though on the bright side you'll probably remember to take the meds next time :D

Coeliacchic93 | 21

#5409563 - Monday 18 March 2013 2:39

I'm the same it sucks! Although my pain meds make me severely constipated :/

Just a note if someone has the opposite problem to OP I'd suggest being tested for Coeliac Disease just in case :)