Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML
Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, when the Taco Bell I'd eaten for lunch came back up for round two. Undigested rice and beans got stuck in his hair. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
flawedgenius 6
Remember to flush the toilet after you... it should be as basic as washing your hands afterwards. did you forget to do that as well ?
ImaginaryFoe 1
He tagged a piece of shit as OP. People will either get the inference or assume he's calling her a piece of shit. Neither is an attractive prospect.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (142)
ImaginaryFoe 1
How do you "forget" to flush?! That is disgusting and YDI. As another commenter said that should be as basic as washing your hands. FY bf's L.
mycookiezz 0
that was a beautiful win. I think my brain jizzed a little!
aspnet_rules 0
Sometimes, you have to be cruel to be kind. The moral of the story is, flushing only takes an extra one second, and it makes everybody happier in the end!
DocBastard 40
You should dump him. Dump him...dump...
DocBastard 40
Sorry, that was some base toilet humor. That was meant for the least common denominator. Hey, I can't keep a straight face ALL the time.
kenyrabit 25
lol
MyTwoCents_ 0
un-tagg urself?
worldclass 0
that would require common sense!
sourgirl101 29
I'm sure they did. However, the damage is already done for those that seen it beforehand.
robc32ca 4
too rushed to flush??? WTF
babelini 12
lol i feel u. once i got tagged to a photo of people in an orgy because apparently i looked like one of the girl (**** star?). u can always un-tag urself tho, but the fact that ur boyfriend would post that up is already embarrassing, tho ydi for not flushing.
eytanrodin 0
You don't look like a **** star. Otherwise, more people would watch ****.
babelini 12
wait, is that supposed to be an insult or a compliment?
bootoyou 0
heyyyy u do look like a **** star. i'm in santa monica baby lets meet up
MissD0llFace 5
I bet he taught you a valuable lesson
twinny_sc 13
This made me laugh.
sourgirl101 29
You needed more batter for your cookie.(:
muffpuncher 0
you totally deserve it for taking a greasy ass smelling dump and leaving it. I would come by your place and upperdeck (ref urbandictionary) your ass in a heartbeat.