Health, Embarrassing and Poopoo peepee: Sweet release

Sweet release

By Anonymous - 14/12/2018 03:00

Today, I sneezed and shit myself in bed. It was the first time I'd ever slept at my girlfriend's house, and probably the last as well. FML

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Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2023 08:02 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I tried to stifle a sneeze while on the train and instead shat myself a little bit. FML

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StagGT 13

Friday 14 December 2018 3:02

Well... shit.

sweetbliss3 37

Friday 14 December 2018 3:53

well.. it's not the best thing to deal with but if she's not a dick she'll get over it.

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Anastasiia Bogolepova 10

Monday 17 December 2018 8:54

My current boyfriend of 4 years pissed himself the first time he stayed 🤦‍♀️😂

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