Love: Suspicious

Suspicious

By rbeast - 21/07/2011 04:10 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's overprotective parents decided that I'm a bad influence on their daughter. I'm a straight A engineering student who openly speaks out against drugs, alcohol, and discrimination. Their reason? Someone told them I dyed my hair black. They think I'm a "closet Nazi". FML

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By anonymous - 12/08/2009 21:01 - United States

Today, I went with my girlfriend to her parents' house. They told me I smelled of cheap vodka. When I told them I worked in a bio lab and used ethanol a lot, they said I was too stupid to do anything like that. My girlfriend broke up with me because her parents think I'm a drunk. FML

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By Anyonymous_101 - 21/09/2019 14:02

Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML

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By anon - 08/06/2022 22:00

Today, my parents lectured me about how my girlfriend will ruin my life, because she's a single mom, a recovering alcoholic, and has chronic health issues. Apparently, I should be with their friend's rude, trashy daughter, who can't keep a job, and goes on a drunken, drug-fueled bender every other week. I'm 31. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, my parents held an intervention for me. Apparently they think I'm turning into a goth. All because they saw me re-lacing my shoes with black shoelaces instead of white ones. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2012 18:01 - United Kingdom - Hatfield

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. After she left, they told me they disapprove of her because of her supposedly lower social class. Now I have to either dump her or lose the money they set aside to pay for my university tuition. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2015 12:29 - Australia - Surry Hills

Today, I finally found out why my new co-worker has been shooting me dirty looks, being rude to me, and generally trying to avoid me. It's because I have blonde hair and blue eyes, and she thinks people like me are Nazis. FML

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Deep-seated resentment

By Boyufd - 14/05/2020 17:00

Today, I found out why my dad doesn't want my girlfriend coming to our house anymore. Apparently, her dad used to bully him a lot during high school and he's never gotten over it. He's threatened to disown me if she comes back over here. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2011 19:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend dumped me was because his parents don't like the fact that I go to a prestigious university. However, they're completely accepting of the drunken slob who's dating their daughter. FML

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By biblepain - 28/03/2015 02:12 - United States - Tucson

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Within minutes, they said I needed to leave. Their reason? Apparently, I was mocking her dad's speech impediment. I also have one but they wouldn't believe me. FML

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Prejudice

By howard1954 - 08/06/2015 15:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found the courage to tell my parents about my boyfriend. They simply reacted by lecturing me about how much he'll ruin my life, and how much they don't like him. They haven't met him yet. FML

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DeathBunny218 37

Thursday 21 July 2011 12:09

I thought Nazi's were all for blonde hair and blue eyes...

marinus_fml 19

Thursday 21 July 2011 12:12

Why don't you publicly preach how discrimination is wrong to them then?

Comments

sleepyN 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 12:23

closet emo kid

erocketship 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 12:26

just tell them at least it's not as bad as getting your daughter pregnant ;)

krysxkatastrophe 14

Thursday 21 July 2011 12:29

Fail! Now if you bleached your hair and bought sky blue contacts this would be a different story....

Doortje 29

Thursday 21 July 2011 12:32

Next time you're there, tell her parents how you've always liked the name Adolf for a future son.

sanchitgoyal 27

Thursday 21 July 2011 13:00

#18 total win!

buckie123 3

Thursday 21 July 2011 12:38

be careful with this relationship-the parents are just looking for an excuse to get you out of the picture

cimh 9

Thursday 21 July 2011 14:30

I kind of get the pic of a "monster in law" - doubled!

borkchop1992 15

Thursday 21 July 2011 12:44

no their wrong you have to dyye your hair blonde to be a nazi

RubenTheGreek 8

Thursday 21 July 2011 12:57

Can't believe how most people didn't even realise this What was the OP's supposedly previous hair before dying them black? Protip,starts with blond and ends with e

cupcakeslayer 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 17:17

just because "someone told them" doesn't mean it's true. look up the word gossip. and perhaps his natural color is black?

mrKronZombie 1

Thursday 21 July 2011 12:57

why does everyone keep saying oh it's blonde hair he can't be a Nazi he doesn't have blonde hair well you guys are stupid hitler thought the Germans were superior but that the Aryans were the pure race so they were more prestegious Germans so not all Nazis had blonde hair blue eyes but they were still part of the third Reich so everyone saying no Nazis have blonde hair doesn't know what they are talking about know your history before you speak