Cars, ACAB, Cops, Plants and Transportation: Suspicious activities

Suspicious activities

By Anonymous - 21/04/2009 02:24 - United States

Today, I was going home with the tomato plant I just bought in my cup holder. The smell of it was filling the car and I love the smell so I picked it up and took a wiff. A few moments later I got pulled over. Apparantly, the cop saw me sniff it and thought I was smelling a marijuana plant. FML

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By ThatNewCarSmell - 01/10/2014 16:53 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, I held my bag of burger and fries out the window while driving, to preserve that new car smell. Not only did I hit a pothole and lose my lunch, I got pulled over by a cop who suspected I was either littering or tossing drugs when I saw him. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2021 13:59 - United States - Fredonia

Today, I got pulled over for a broken taillight. When I rolled down the window, the cop asked me if I was smoking crack. When I told him I didn't do drugs, he didn't believe me since he could detect a foul odor coming from my car. I'd just passed gas big time. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 07/07/2019 02:00

Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out, and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car, he pepper sprayed me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2015 19:13 - United States - Summerfield

Today, my friend got pulled over. The cops searched the car and found a bong among the stuff we were moving to her new house. When they confronted her with it, she told them it must be mine and that she'd never seen it before. FML

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By goodgrief - 05/03/2013 05:08 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML

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You deserved it 4 945

By Anonymous - 04/02/2017 19:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, at an MA meeting, I ran into the cop who'd pulled me over and given me a ticket for marijuana possession. FML

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You deserved it 1 317

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By Man in car - 11/10/2024 12:00 - United States

Today, I got pulled over by a cop car. As I was fumbling for my license and registration, I handed the officer a half-empty bag of Doritos I’d forgotten was in my glove box. He thought I was trying to bribe him. FML

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You deserved it 298

Probable cause

By Anonymous - 21/03/2023 05:00 - United States - Corinth

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I know that I was in the wrong and will take responsibility for that. When the cop handed me my ticket, he asked me if I was smoking crack. I denied it because I don't do drugs. He asked me what that foul odor was. I was passing gas. FML

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You deserved it 200

By erockinthesuburb - 11/04/2012 16:25 - United States - Algonquin

Today, I was stopped and searched by a cop, and he quickly found the bag of weed in my pocket. He didn't arrest or fine me, but he did confiscate my weed and told me to "get lost." Pretty sure I just got legally mugged. FML

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You deserved it 41 931

taotu 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 12:28

Fun fact, if you set fire to a tomato plant, it actually DOES smell like pot. Yes, I like to burn things.

buryuntime 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 12:11

420

Comments

padlarf 14

Tuesday 21 April 2009 12:09

How is this an FML? Nothing happened!

xlostwithoutu 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 15:21

Ah Lol just tell him it's a tomato plant

tanman230 10

Monday 18 September 2017 23:54

I guess the minor inconvenience of being pulled over by mistake is worth an fml nowadays

buryuntime 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 12:11

420

Weird_Gurl7504 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 5:42

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

22cute 17

Friday 22 July 2011 6:39

I love the smell of tomato plants too!!

md101 18

Monday 19 May 2014 21:48

#85 Relax man.

Hunter_the_Ninja 22

Sunday 26 July 2015 5:55

*stoner voice* bruhhhh that's some dank tomato broooo

fayayay 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 12:18

ummm and so?

Dabookofnothing 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 12:24

"... I was taken to prisin and i used my only phone call to call my mom. She didnt reconize me" FML

quesoesbueno59 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 12:25

Dammit, #2 beat me to it. But I do fail to see the FML in there.

Milkinade 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 12:25

I second #2. 420.

worstlifevuh 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 12:28

...most definitely agreeing with the people earlier saying how we need a "so what?" option. FYL? Nah, FML for having to put up with nonFML worthy stories on an FML site damnit.