Today, I was going home with the tomato plant I just bought in my cup holder. The smell of it was filling the car and I love the smell so I picked it up and took a wiff. A few moments later I got pulled over. Apparantly, the cop saw me sniff it and thought I was smelling a marijuana plant. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I held my bag of burger and fries out the window while driving, to preserve that new car smell. Not only did I hit a pothole and lose my lunch, I got pulled over by a cop who suspected I was either littering or tossing drugs when I saw him. FML
Today, I got pulled over for a broken taillight. When I rolled down the window, the cop asked me if I was smoking crack. When I told him I didn't do drugs, he didn't believe me since he could detect a foul odor coming from my car. I'd just passed gas big time. FML
Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML
Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out, and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car, he pepper sprayed me. FML
Today, my friend got pulled over. The cops searched the car and found a bong among the stuff we were moving to her new house. When they confronted her with it, she told them it must be mine, and that she'd never seen it before. FML
Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML
Today, at an MA meeting, I ran into the cop who'd pulled me over and given me a ticket for marijuana possession. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop car. As I was fumbling for my license and registration, I handed the officer a half-empty bag of Doritos I’d forgotten was in my glove box. He thought I was trying to bribe him. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I know that I was in the wrong and will take responsibility for that. When the cop handed me my ticket, he asked me if I was smoking crack. I denied it because I don't do drugs. He asked me what that foul odor was. I was passing gas. FML
Today, I was stopped and searched by a cop, and he quickly found the bag of weed in my pocket. He didn't arrest or fine me, but he did confiscate my weed and told me to "get lost." Pretty sure I just got legally mugged. FML
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Top comments
taotu 0
Fun fact, if you set fire to a tomato plant, it actually DOES smell like pot. Yes, I like to burn things.
buryuntime 0
420
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Comments (93)
slatter 1
tbh just Reading the fml makes me suspicious so I don't blame the cop lol
MakeAScene 4
..You like the smell of tomato plants? That's a bit odd. /:
MagnumForse71 0
but she "marijauna" plant #10=l of course us pot heads were gonna jump at the chance to spread some 420 lovin=] and if u dont like it u can shove a bong up ur ass and **** off cuz ur killin my buzz=D peace,love,420 Ps. great story op, not fml material, but ur friends will like it haha
Recklesone 0
did u go to jail... or at least get put in a holding cell ?
iluvmybf211 0
you "took a whiff"?! who the f*ck says they "took a whiff"
twinarmagedon 9
Also 420 is police code for marajuana or drugs in general. If i remember correctly. Never was a cop but my grandfather was.
Baller_Bob 17
The police overreact soooo mich
RomeyRich 22
haha LMAO
callmeanything 15
FYL
randybryant799 21
And you weren't so I'm missing the problem here.