Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML
Today, I was going to surprise my boyfriend at his family birthday celebration with a $2,000 trip he's always wanted, Ireland. Right before my gift, he had opened his mother's gift, an envelope containing a plane ticket. Guess where it was going? FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, I planned a surprise birthday party for my boyfriend. I invited all his friends and made all his favorite food. He was running very late, so I called to ask what was taking so long. His response? He said he was at his house, with the very friends I was standing next to. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML
Today, after patiently waiting to see my boyfriend for a month because he was overseas, I excitedly went to the airport to finally pick him up, only for him to walk straight past me to greet his friends. He didn't even bring back anything for me, but brought back a suitcase full of goodies for his friends. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML
Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
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Capybara 0
At least you can keep the quilt. Pretty cool memento. Make sure you think of a creative way to dump him!
RodneySteven 0
OUCH!!! Now THAT'S a real FML moment. Your boyfriend's a real d-bag.
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Comments (96)
24788 7
He wasn't very committed. Try finding someone new.
coribear 0
so this is what you do.... take his phone number and post it on craigs list as a male bisexual prostitute with an addition to sex. am i vindictive? nooo. not me.
Jari 0
Holy hell. That is horrible. I don't care how long the guy had to wait; if he couldn't wait for you, he's goddamn worthless.
sweetdreamz454 0
Go key his car and his girl friends car. Haha don't tell them it was you . And tell ur bf tht u need him ect. To make him feel bad. And dump him. ( b creative)
RyanKaufman 7
Lucky guy for you to think of all that, then he just blows it. Bleh, Your life is ****** but this opens the door to the magic of vengence.
iphonebro 0
damn sucks for you. you really did recieve the royal screw job
strawberryspacejam 11
Next time you see him, take the cake and slap it in his face. And put some paprika on top of it so it burns his eyes. Last time my girlfriend cheated on me, I beat up her new boyfriend and sprayed the perfume I just bought for her in the corneas. To conclude, I said "can't see my love no longer bitch.". Do something like that.
missmontreal97 4
stay thre till hes back then dump him and leave
sophieehehexD 0
I actually really love the revenge ideas on here :P
marinaim 17
Im liking Canniball corpses idea. Cheating bastard. FYL, unless you didn't get revenge.