Fat and Love: Supportive

Supportive

By ChubbyAmerican - 22/05/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, my very handsome, fit, Russian boyfriend tried to make me feel better about being a little overweight by telling me, "It's okay, you're American, everyone expects you to be fat." FML

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You deserved it 15 905

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By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 943

You deserved it 18 634

By cc - 24/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML

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You deserved it 7 908

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By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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You deserved it 12 224

By Embarrassed - 12/12/2011 13:45 - Germany

Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML

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You deserved it 6 289

By Anonymous - 14/03/2012 06:15 - Australia

Today, a Russian guy came up to me on the train and informed me that I look exactly like a typical Russian woman. He then went on to explain that I even had enough fat to survive their cold winters. FML

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You deserved it 4 394

By Username - 06/10/2010 21:59 - France

Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose THAT much weight." FML

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You deserved it 28 706

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2021 23:00 - Trinidad and Tobago

Today, my chunky boyfriend told me that he'd be less attracted to me if I gained weight. I have low self-esteem. FML

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You deserved it 138

By StudentAbroad - 18/02/2016 13:27 - Ukraine - Kiev

Today, several Ukrainians didn't believe me when I said I was American. Apparently I'm not fat enough. FML

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You deserved it 2 736

By thinner than you - 20/11/2012 21:57 - United States - Hillsborough

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML

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possumisawesome 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 8:50

I guess people assume Americans are fat like they assume Canada is a barren winter wonderland where the inhabitants live in igloos, ride moose and polar bears, and are governed by Tim Hortons. :P

fits138 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 8:50

maybe he was joking...? I thought it was funny...

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chrisbreshears 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 20:32

I'm the best. I'm the healthiest. and we got some damn good tech.. well, actually the USAF does... lol. along with USN... and USAR has some cute stuff... so I dunno who you think is better than our military. go on, hit me with wutchu got son.. U.S. Marine Corps lean, mean, killing machine.

akkimber 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 20:33

I'd like to meet OPs boyfriend. he will get a bullet between the eyes. another American steriotype (that is actually true): WE HVE THE BEST DAMN MILITARY IN THE WORLD. SEMPER FI

chrisbreshears 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 20:37

**** yea!!!!! let the bodies hit the deck!! U.S. Marine Corps!!

tikimuppet 11

Sunday 23 May 2010 20:40

That is the funniest thing I've seen all day!!!!

GetaLifePlease 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 20:48

heski isski rightski!!

brianjman14 22

Sunday 23 May 2010 21:12

im american and this made me laugh. rofl, but were not all fat just blame mcdonalds

jonnyboy2010 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 21:21

that's what you get for haveing a ****** nasty peice of shit russian for boyfreind......ydi for that!!

cmac86 23

Sunday 23 May 2010 21:28

deport his soviet ass back to Siberia! (yes, i know the soviet union is gone, but still).

tdkage 0

Monday 24 May 2010 8:03

MMm.... #314... Siberia still exists :P

CharlotteRx 4

Sunday 23 May 2010 21:41

YDI. If you feel bad about your weight, start losing it. If you lose the weight, you wont need anyone to cheer you up because you will know how great you look ;]

xoCOURTNIEox 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 21:43

ha I'm from America & Kentucky at that..it is true that there are alot of fat people in America..it's bc of all these damn fast food restuarants !!! we are just mainly lazy bc most ppl won't get out & walk off their fatass..I defiantly keep in shape though :)