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By ChubbyAmerican - 22/05/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, my very handsome, fit, Russian boyfriend tried to make me feel better about being a little overweight by telling me, "It's okay, you're American, everyone expects you to be fat." FML
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possumisawesome 0

I guess people assume Americans are fat like they assume Canada is a barren winter wonderland where the inhabitants live in igloos, ride moose and polar bears, and are governed by Tim Hortons. :P

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fits138 0

maybe he was joking...? I thought it was funny...

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Adom694 0

Being Russian myself, I would have said the same.

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Arrangements 4

102 get it right America is actually the third fattest. Kiribati is fatter with 88% of the population being obese. We just get shit for it cause everyone knows that most of our population doesnt have to be healthy to be better than they will ever be.

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ChrisTheCat 0

Funny. Even if America isn't the fattest country, or the dumbest, it is still fat and dumb. Inventor of McDonalds, KFC and the like, I can see why you're fat. Your schools SUCK, and you can't lie about that. So, even if you aren't the worst, you're still a terrible country anyway. Have a nice day.

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ChrisTheCat 0

Funny. Even if America isn't the fattest country, or the dumbest, it is still fat and dumb. Inventor of McDonalds, KFC and the like, I can see why you're fat. Your schools SUCK, and you can't lie about that. So, even if you aren't the worst, you're still a terrible country anyway. Have a nice day.

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ChrisTheCat 0

And if I get a response from any furious obese men who type like they text, yelling at me with their barbaric yawp about America being the greatest country ever, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. You aren't great, everyone in the south inbreeds, and everyone in the north do the same! Have a nice day.

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ChrisTheCat 0

And if I get a response from any furious obese men who type like they text, yelling at me with their barbaric yawp about America being the greatest country ever, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. You aren't great, everyone in the south inbreeds, and everyone in the north do the same! Have a nice day.

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halapahala 0

Well... it is actually true.... worldwide USA is known to be where all obese people live. I mean... I am not skinny, but in here I am cause everyone is so ******* big and "jelly" hahaha

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Ktmbillyjr 0

It's so embarrising when somebody from your own country :cant take a joke =/

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