Stupid rule

By mommy - 23/06/2019 02:27

Today, I’ve been violently ill with diarrhea, and have been for past three days. I finally discovered why. It's because I ate a piece of candy off the recently-cleaned floor last week. My immune system is so weak, it can’t respect the 5-second rule. FML
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RichardPencil 30

The Five-Second Rule is not medical science. It’s a fake “rule” made up by lazy, dirty gluttons. Or so I’ve heard...

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Mathalamus 24

Don't eat anything dropped to the floor. Even recently cLeaned floods can still have cleaning chemicals.

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TxKitten79 10

You eat food off the floor? That's disgusting. even my 6 year old knows better.

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sallygee 9

I don't think eating a piece of candy is going to give you diarrhea for 3 days.

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peterblack67 9

I really dont think you'd be sick for 3 days from a piece of candy.

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peterblackmer91 12

I'm pretty sure one piece of candy isn't going to give you the ***** for 3 days.

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randybryant799 20

I seriously don't think that has anything to do with your diarrhea.

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