Creepy, Neighbours and Miscellaneous: Stranger danger

Stranger danger

By Dani - 12/01/2012 10:35 - Australia

Today, I happened to make eye contact with a stranger standing on a balcony of the apartment building across the train tracks from mine. He ran his finger across his neck like a knife and winked at me. I'm afraid to go out again. FML

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You deserved it 2 608

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Stalker panic

By Anonymous - 04/09/2021 08:01 - Australia

Today, I was walking to the optometrist when I saw my creepy stalker following me. The entire shopping centre then sounded the alarm, so the rail was half down. Desperate to get away from my stalker, I turned around and walked out the store and hit my head on the rail in front of the employee. FML

I agree, your life sucks 834

You deserved it 128

By haunted - 24/11/2011 20:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 620

You deserved it 4 824

By ilovecowboys - 26/02/2010 09:09 - New Zealand

Today, on the train to work, the train guard was hot and I became stupidly nervous. I'm very shy and was trying to avoid eye-contact. He said 'THANK YOU', in a pissed off tone of voice and glared at me. I had absent-mindedly been staring in the direction of his prosthetic arm the entire time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 876

You deserved it 7 037

By fmylifebad - 29/04/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 138

You deserved it 12 188

By NeverLookingAgain - 30/12/2015 04:16 - United States

Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 437

You deserved it 2 028

By YouWish - 25/08/2016 03:57 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 393

You deserved it 1 689

By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 466

You deserved it 12 784

Public transport FTW

By Anonymous - 17/10/2020 17:03

Today, I was riding the subway home after a long shift at hospital. I accidentally made eye contact with a sketchy dude for a split second. He launched a wide spray of spit at me. At least I was wearing scrubs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 226

You deserved it 123

By creepyguy - 26/12/2009 12:06 - Australia

Today, I noticed a girl looking at me on the train. Playing it cool, I decided to give her a smile and see what would happen. It came out as a creepy, seedy grin, prompting her to call security. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 299

You deserved it 9 950

By thatswhatsup66 - 20/03/2012 19:01 - United States - Greer

Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 717

You deserved it 26 935

DocBastard 38

Thursday 12 January 2012 16:10

You should have blown him a kiss and started running in circles. That way HE would be the one scared to go out.

ea49610 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 16:08

Probably just messing with you

Comments

fernclogger 5

Thursday 12 January 2012 18:34

Kick his ass for threatening your life

mariacru1 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 18:45

Creepy!!

Mkbitch 2

Thursday 12 January 2012 19:01

Lol he's not gonna do anything to you. He's a prankster!

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 12 January 2012 19:13

He knows where you live and when you shower. Psycho. I'd be afraid to stay in...

hateevryone 14

Thursday 12 January 2012 19:16

Make your hand like a gun & point it at him

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 12 January 2012 21:44

What if he makes his like an RPG?

Foxy_On_Fire 21

Thursday 12 January 2012 19:20

Maybe he's the type with a knife fetish and it's way of saying I want to **** you.

afer85 4

Thursday 12 January 2012 19:34

call the cops and MOVE!!

njgohard 16

Thursday 12 January 2012 20:03

Who's the asshat who said YDI?

LauraKaty 2

Thursday 12 January 2012 20:43

Oh my...

wironandine 8

Thursday 12 January 2012 21:17

Why would you live next to train tracks?

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You deserved it 5 258

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You deserved it 3 039

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You deserved it 376

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You deserved it 12 919

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Stranger danger

Same thing different taste

Stalker panic

Public transport FTW

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