Strange things are afoot…

By proudestmonkey - 24/03/2009 05:44 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had my car stolen. When the police found it, pretty much everything inside was missing. For some reason, I had left 6 pairs of shoes in my back seat. Whoever stole my car thought it would be funny to take one shoe from each pair. I now own 6 unmatched shoes and my car smells like sex. FML
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latuka 0

if it smells like sex maybe the cops can find some evidence: semen and so forth and catch the bastard! lol that sucks ass. esp. about the shoes. lol..

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SadfaceFML 0

maybe they banged an octopus and they didn't have anything to wear after!

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Koekoeksklok 0

I agree with the thief, that is pretty funny.

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kayronjm 0

Sorry to hear that, but the shoes thing is hilariously cruel!!

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bbananass 0

ha now u can start a new trend by wearing nonmatching shoes

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Chencheya 0

I'm not sure what kills me more, the OP's story about having one shoe of each pair stolen, the fact that people ****** in his stolen car or people's comments responding to this!

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digitalangel 0

At least you got your car back. Why did you have so many pairs of shoes in your car?

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Shellster 10

9 pairs of shoes. "really". but that was my FML of the day. Sorry man

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Kurabsence 0

this womans baby looks like it's eager to eat my face...

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Hannah_fml 0

bahahaha. that actually is funny they stole one shoe from each pair.

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DamianL 0

The perfect crime! Haha.. Honestly I'd never have thought to steal only 1 shoe from each pair..

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jackdaniels_fml 0

LMFAO that's awesome!!!! that sucks though... sorry :P were they expensive shoes??

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roflmaonade 2

someones got jokes. makes me think the crime wasn't random, dude must have something against you.

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