Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Strange kink

Strange kink

By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend when we started messing around. Things were getting really hot when he got a call from his best friend, whose grandfather had just died. As they were talking and I heard her crying, he unzipped his pants and mouthed, "She won't know." FML

I agree, your life sucks 72 004

You deserved it 7 536

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By pissed girlfriend - 25/02/2013 03:08 - United States - Celina

Today, at my grandpa's funeral, my boyfriend texted me while sitting right beside me, asking if we could have sex when the "family get together" was finally over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 136

You deserved it 5 628

Me me me

By perfectmoment - 30/11/2009 00:47 - Canada

Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 601

You deserved it 6 005

Fond memories

By -_- - 13/08/2011 00:05 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 897

You deserved it 4 649

By tdiz - 12/10/2010 04:48 - Canada

Today, I was getting frisky with my fiancée when she started talking about her dead great-grandma. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 911

You deserved it 3 577

By TheGoodTwin - 14/07/2011 15:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has been having an intimate text exchange with a woman. She's the grieving widow of his friend who died three weeks ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 384

You deserved it 2 814

By JessBaby - 04/05/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 82 015

You deserved it 6 581

Ahem

By Bucko321 - 30/03/2009 01:18 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 751

You deserved it 78 368

By princess - 12/04/2014 21:01 - United States - San Marcos

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky, and I whispered that I love him. He immediately lost his boner, and a few minutes later "remembered" he had to be somewhere else. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 617

You deserved it 7 177

By Anonymous - 25/12/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend. Things got a little hot and I started to pull up my shirt. She screamed and told me to stop because the innocence of her stuffed animals was at stake. We are 18, and she was dead serious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 623

You deserved it 4 119

By vadoodoo22 - 15/01/2010 05:02 - France

Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend and I asked her to give me her phone to make a call since mine was dead. A text came in from someone and the name sounded familiar. My best friend has been dating my girlfriend longer than I have, and she gave him head. I kissed her earlier that day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 030

You deserved it 3 274

Nexxion 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 10:14

Today, I called up my best friend because my grandfather had just died. I suddenly hear the sound of a zipper, some moaning, and a dialtone as he hangs up while I'm still bawling. FML

MtVernonVA 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:28

Then what happened?

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TurtleLG 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 7:05

What's wrong with that?

zeroprojekt 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 7:28

Damn, I feel sorry for the friend, FHL. The only way I can see this is as an FYL is if...wait, I can't. Unless you slobbed on his knob and he caught you in the eye and you've been partially blinded, but then, that'd be more of a YDI, so I apologize, but I can't really empathize with you on this one. lol #29, desperate times and measures? XD

robinhoood 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 8:50

I respect this man o.O

jenn9854 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 9:51

epic.. lol

xx_hayleyy 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 10:46

he picked up a call from another girl during sex..? hmm

worstlifevuh 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 13:42

I've never laughed so hard in my life LMFAO!!!!!!!

Evee_fml 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 19:17

How is this a FML for you ? #123: you're retarded people of different sexes can be platonic friends all of my friends are male my boyfriend does care and shouldn't

DietBroccoli 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:37

#87- Good comment, I agree fully #96 - You're also an idiot and ridiculously insensitive. #125 - My best friend is a girl whom I'm incredibly close to and I have known for 3 years, and yet, we have not done anything. There goes your argument. If my best friend called me in tears over a death in her family, damn right I'd go talk to her. I treat my girlfriend and my best friend as equally as I can when it comes to things like that, and my girlfriend agrees with me completely in those decisions. For example, if I'm talking to my girlfriend and my best friend calls upset, then I'll say to my girlfriend that I need to go talk to her cause she is upset, and vice-versa. Those two girls are everything to me and I don't **** around with their emotions like some of the people here would be happy to do. As for the original "FML". I'm sorry you're dating such a prick. I'd suggest you reconsider.